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Offline Hockley Lion

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #2955 on: January 20, 2020, 08:57:04 PM »
10m. Four and a half year deal.

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #2958 on: January 20, 2020, 09:36:21 PM »
I am very, very disappointed in you JC. Go and sit in the naughty corner and make something else up.

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #2959 on: January 20, 2020, 09:40:01 PM »
I am very, very disappointed in you JC. Go and sit in the naughty corner and make something else up.

I feel like balloon boy at balloon school. I’ve let myself down, my friends down and the school down.

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #2960 on: January 20, 2020, 09:41:09 PM »
Benteke has played more games for Palace than any other club. This is in no way a post to advocate signing him, Im just very surprised by that.

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #2961 on: January 20, 2020, 11:18:32 PM »
Benteke will probably end up shuffling round the Qatari League in the not too distant future.

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #2962 on: January 21, 2020, 06:16:42 AM »
Best news I've seen on here in weeks. Tarrra a bit, missing you already.

Mid season break !
I'm not saying when learnt that lesson
That did not last long.

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #2963 on: January 21, 2020, 10:17:33 AM »
Benteke will probably end up shuffling round the Qatari League in the not too distant future.

That or the MLS.

Offline TheMalandro

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #2964 on: January 21, 2020, 10:35:02 AM »
Benteke will probably end up shuffling round the Qatari League in the not too distant future.

That or the MLS.

I don't believe a word from Hodgson, Palace must be desperate to move him on.

130K a week and he is benched when fit. I imagine he'll move near the end of the window.

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #2965 on: January 21, 2020, 11:21:21 AM »
I shudder when I see a Villa player whose name begins with Drink.  And a battering ram centre forward whose name begins with Slim.  Is there a wide man called Chance we can team him up with?
Given that 'Slimani' comes from 'Suleiman', which means 'man of peace' this would enable us to give 'Peace' a 'Chance'. And that is surely what we need at the Villa.

Oh bugger, it’s Dusty Bin isn’t it?

Peas however don’t need to be given a chance, they are already one of Britain’s most popular vegetables.
Vegetables are often paired with fruit and post Brexit clearly our Bananas will be as curved as we all want them to be.
A curve ball is a baseball term, baseball being American you might think that Villa are signing an North American. But, there is South America too of course and for the second city we find in fact the clues lead us to a guy, from the second smallest South American country, Uruguay. Gastón Rodrigo Pereiro López has of course recently been linked to the Villa, whereas in fact the prize here, is closer to the polyglot polymath Jennifer Lopez, famed for amongst other things making records.
The new signing here is a freshly autographed very rare, African Car Reverser double A side.

Well with a Tanzanian we are at least half way to the
African Coast Transverser double signing, are we in for any Nigerians?

It’s nice to see it’s registering, my Mrs just demanded why her favourite Tanzanian musicians are sharing loads of Villa stuff on social media.

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #2966 on: January 21, 2020, 11:26:29 AM »

It's like my gf,best friend or bro letting me down.


It's exactly like that.

I thought Jon Crofts WAS his girlfriend.

No, I'm his gf

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #2967 on: January 21, 2020, 12:07:17 PM »
Benteke will probably end up shuffling round the Qatari League in the not too distant future.

That or the MLS.

I don't believe a word from Hodgson, Palace must be desperate to move him on.

130K a week and he is benched when fit. I imagine he'll move near the end of the window.

Signed a contract extension in August so not that desperate.

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #2968 on: January 21, 2020, 03:18:57 PM »

It's like my gf,best friend or bro letting me down.


It's exactly like that.

I thought Jon Crofts WAS his girlfriend.

No, I'm his gf

You're my bitch.

Barton's tonight?

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #2969 on: January 21, 2020, 03:30:25 PM »

It's like my gf,best friend or bro letting me down.


It's exactly like that.

I thought Jon Crofts WAS his girlfriend.

No, I'm his gf

You're my bitch.

Barton's tonight?

You wish.

Nope, can't make it tonight unfortunately. Have a JHB for me.

 


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