Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread

[Malandro]

What's the Samatta source?

[villabear]

Don’t shoot messenger but hearing we’re in for another centre forward from Belgium. Mbwana Samatta.

What's Samatta you? Hey!

I'll get me coat.

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 This cheered my morning up.

[Drummond]

What's the Samatta source?

Oh do ketchup.

[The Edge]

Terence Kongolo on verge of joining Fulham on loan from Huddersfield - he'd be useful cover to put pressure on Kortney Hause, we should swoop in and do to them what they did to us over Joe Bryan, just for the lolz

Bantz

[Border villan]

In less than an hour we will be half way through the transfer window. I am going out shopping to see if I can do as well as Suso or even better and find a forward.

[Flin5tone]

Still no sign of a striker and we're on Thursday 16th January, one day before we head down to Brighton

[AsTallAsLions]

Just fucking buy Bowen. Pay them 20m if that's what they want. We don't have a choice anyway thanks to Suso, Smith et al and their shit planning for the season. I don't care what the excuses are at this point, there always is and always will be one, just get it done.

[Malandro]

Linked to Shankland.
 Worth a stab in the dark.


He looks a decent forward on you tube.

[Sexual Ealing]

I'm not sure about signing young strikers from Dundee United.

[SoccerHQ]

is this the PSG lad or the one from Belgium? Looks lik ewe are  hedging our bets with one eye on a return to the Championship.

Would prefer Mbappe of the two personally. Or that Cavani fellow...

I think you mean PSV though!

[rougegorge]

is this the PSG lad or the one from Belgium? Looks lik ewe are  hedging our bets with one eye on a return to the Championship.

Would prefer Mbappe of the two personally. Or that Cavani fellow...

I think you mean PSV though!

Looks like he hasn't played too much for PSV this season.. Form or injury?

Smith said our season wouldn't be defined by matches against Man City, Liverpool etc. Given our paltry return of one point gainst the top 10 teams, by definition, our season is definitely defined by the next 3 matches. So the lack of foresight and readiness in signing strikers is incredible and negligent.

[SoccerHQ]

is this the PSG lad or the one from Belgium? Looks lik ewe are  hedging our bets with one eye on a return to the Championship.

Would prefer Mbappe of the two personally. Or that Cavani fellow...

I think you mean PSV though!

Looks like he hasn't played too much for PSV this season.. Form or injury?

Smith said our season wouldn't be defined by matches against Man City, Liverpool etc. Given our paltry return of one point gainst the top 10 teams, by definition, our season is definitely defined by the next 3 matches. So the lack of foresight and readiness in signing strikers is incredible and negligent.

It's just going to put more pressure on our tougher games left. Going to need to win two out of Spurs, Chelsea, Arsenal, Wolves and Man. United at VP if we don't get results in our next two because of slow transfers.

We can do it but need much more bottle and belief and I'm hoping 2-3 we're still to get in will help us in that regard otherwise what's the point of signing if they're just going to be as brittle as our current 11?

[eamonn]

I'm not sure about signing young strikers from Dundee United.

Bad willy?

[brian green]

Didn't we sign Andy Gray from Dundee?

[cdbearsfan]

I think that was the joke.

Eta: he was an Arab, not a Dee.