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Offline alftitimus

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Jose... hope this is wrong...
« on: October 10, 2019, 10:57:05 PM »
Last week I read on the German football forum about Jose Mourinho.
He'd turned down even an Interview with Lyon (France) and hinted he had 2 offers for the Prem, which is where he was headed regardless.
The speculation from that Bundesliga stuff, spread.
In England, the Mail / Sun / Express etc all focussed on Man Ut and Spurs as Jose's next habitat.

I read one explanation, on a Film Forum FGS,  :D
that has a Football Section... that scared me. The logistics was pretty good... scary.

BEFORE OUR BRILLIANT 5 at Norwich... the "Special One" was going to be our next Manager.... it seemed.
Sawiris / Edens 'don't mess around'
Norwich gave them a hiccup, I figure.
Dean may have plsatered pics of Jose all over the Dressing Room at Norwich... I would've  ;D

IF WE were the future for Jose's career of Redundancy Golden Payouts......Dean did a Blinder.

Levy at Spurs / Woodchip at Man U, would never EVER give Mouhrhino a bloody contract... which left us.... before the Norwich game
- as the potential employers we are the Richest. which is where Jose goes  :'( :'(

We musn't lose again, nor drop points,  because I think thet snake is still in the grass

 :'(
 
« Last Edit: October 10, 2019, 11:08:22 PM by alftitimus »

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Jose... hope this is wrong...
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2019, 11:01:07 PM »
The Norwich score is the most accurate thing in that post, and you didn't even get that right.

Offline Risso

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Re: Jose... hope this is wrong...
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2019, 11:04:51 PM »
FFS, one idiot in Vill I An flounces off, then we get Alf back. It’s like a tag team of stupid posts.

Offline olaftab

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Re: Jose... hope this is wrong...
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2019, 11:13:33 PM »
AND... you are at US now.... No more fibbing and lying.I welcome you, and will be watching your culture. You are with the Big Boys now....

Offline Des Little

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Re: Jose... hope this is wrong...
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2019, 11:13:51 PM »
Nurse!

Offline alftitimus

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Re: Jose... hope this is wrong...
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2019, 11:16:03 PM »
Wait and See..... :D

I would LOVE for Jose to go to Spurs... he ain't going to Watford or Southampton is he.... he will go where his P45 has the Greatest Return.

That is US !

All I'm saying is that WE were his "One-Of-Two" options.

It may be hard to recognise, but we are the ideal victim for a Predator for a Shark like Jose..... OK  :)

Offline Brend'Watkins

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Re: Jose... hope this is wrong...
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2019, 11:20:39 PM »
What is the purpose of this nonsense?

Online Legion

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Re: Jose... hope this is wrong...
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2019, 11:22:03 PM »
You're a fucking idiot. Goodbye. You won't be missed.

Offline Damo70

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Re: Jose... hope this is wrong...
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2019, 11:22:36 PM »
I wasn't aware we were looking for a new manager. I thought that bloke who took us up last season from a mid table position was doing all right. I suppose we could just forget all the money we gave him in the summer transfer market and spend a load more on sacking him, appointing Mourinho and then giving Mourinho about fifty million quid in January, which he would spend one defender.

No way Jose.

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Re: Jose... hope this is wrong...
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2019, 11:26:05 PM »
What does plsatered mean please? Familiar is not this word to me.

Offline Damo70

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Re: Jose... hope this is wrong...
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2019, 11:37:50 PM »
What does plsatered mean please? Familiar is not this word to me.

I think it means adding one number to another to bigger it.

Offline Des Little

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Re: Jose... hope this is wrong...
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2019, 11:51:18 PM »
Well it is mushroom season. So I’m told

Offline Monty

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Re: Jose... hope this is wrong...
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2019, 11:52:16 PM »
The least connected to reality of any post in H&V history.

Offline eamonn

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Re: Jose... hope this is wrong...
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2019, 12:20:49 AM »
Has skillz been bullied off again?  I don't get why people get so indignant by harmless if unorthodox posters. Just scroll on by...

Offline AsTallAsLions

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Re: Jose... hope this is wrong...
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2019, 09:08:04 AM »
Has skillz been bullied off again?  I don't get why people get so indignant by harmless if unorthodox posters. Just scroll on by...

I agree. There have been a few daft sods of late but that's the internet for you. What's the desired goal in chasing away anyone who's a bit different - an echo chamber?

 


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