MOTD

[Rory]

You're allowed to fancy who you want, mate.

[UK Redsox]

I like Sweep, but I think Zippy probably has all the attributes for the social media generation. Give him/her the gig.

The BBC are sure to bungle the selection

[Sexual Ealing]

Thanks Rory. I’ve moved on to Peter Beardsley now.

[Rory]

Thanks Rory. I’ve moved on to Peter Beardsley now.

Good choice! "Lovely lumpy lumpy chicken."

[Somniloquism]

Thanks Rory. I’ve moved on to Peter Beardsley now.

Does he cook you good eggs?

[VillaTim]

Thanks Rory. I’ve moved on to Peter Beardsley now.

Does he cook you good eggs?

Spittled eggs

[Rory]

Thanks Rory. I’ve moved on to Peter Beardsley now.

Does he cook you good eggs?

"Very fuuuckaaan runny."

[Bent Neilsens Screamer]

Thanks Rory. I’ve moved on to Peter Beardsley now.

Closely followed by Iain Dowie.

[Louzie0]

Jamie Carragher is 'fit'?! Blimey, I must need my eyes testing.

The man's a looker. Amfy, Jane, Liz, Dogtanian, Louzie, help me out!

There are pretty boys like JC and then, there’s Unai.


Not quite the most sexist thing I’ve ever posted, but getting that way.
Sorry! I’ve objectified our genius!

[VillaTim]

These international breaks have a lot to answer for 

[eamonn]

Jools Holland might be good, mix it up with Football, live band , football. What a show that would be

Shudder - gives vibes of the "Horne Section" with that fuckin eejit from Taskmaster.

[edgysatsuma89]

Jools Holland might be good, mix it up with Football, live band , football. What a show that would be

Shudder - gives vibes of the "Horne Section" with that fuckin eejit from Taskmaster.

I'm not sure my heart can take Taskmaster slander, especially on such a nice bloke as Alex 😔. He's a fuckin bright bloke, as well. Humour is niche, admittedly.

[edgysatsuma89]

Thanks Rory. I’ve moved on to Peter Beardsley now.

Good choice! "Lovely lumpy lumpy chicken."

"Gor down roard get me a chicken wap".

[Rory]

Jools Holland might be good, mix it up with Football, live band , football. What a show that would be

Shudder - gives vibes of the "Horne Section" with that fuckin eejit from Taskmaster.

I'm not sure my heart can take Taskmaster slander, especially on such a nice bloke as Alex 😔. He's a fuckin bright bloke, as well. Humour is niche, admittedly.

I love Alex and Taskmaster, but The Horne Section isn't for me.

[Rory]

Thanks Rory. I’ve moved on to Peter Beardsley now.

Good choice! "Lovely lumpy lumpy chicken."

"Gor down roard get me a chicken wap".

"An' 'ave a good aul stare."