MOTD

[Sexual Ealing]

WHO HAD TO BRING UP HAIR ISN'T THAT RIGHT-WING?

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And a massive caravan.

[pauliewalnuts]

Hahahaha!

Look at this one pretending to know what a router is.

I do know. It's the fellow who tells me where to go when I turn up for my appointments.

Internet was a bit slow the other week with us both working from home, the wife complained and I told her the Virgin router was voice activated.

She stood there by the window shouting 'Router reboot now' repeatedly without joy before coming to see me again, by which point I was actually crying.

I remember about 20 years ago, Severn Trent launched a (short lived) broadband service. One night an advert for it came on telly, and my Mrs asked me how come Severn Trent were offering broadband.

I told her the latest innovation was 'water modems' and broadband through water pipes. She believed me, up to the point I didn't have the heart to laugh at her, I felt such a ******.

[Clampy]

Gary Lineker is a bad man and speeding drivers are fine.

They walk amongst us.

[pauliewalnuts]

And a massive caravan.

And a property empire rivalling Robbie Fowler's and that of Damon Grant from Brookside.

[pauliewalnuts]

Gary Lineker is a bad man

Not as bad as Matty Cash, though.

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And a massive caravan.

And a property empire rivalling Robbie Fowler's and that of Damon Grant from Brookside.

All easily towable too.

[AV84]

Didn't Lineker make loads of money selling crisps back in the day? Bit hypocritical of an athlete to be advertising junk food. And they weren't even good crisps! No standards and a hypocrit.

[pauliewalnuts]

And a massive caravan.

And a property empire rivalling Robbie Fowler's and that of Damon Grant from Brookside.

All easily towable too.

Borderline Bibby Stockholm.

[paul_e]

Gary Lineker is a bad man

Not as bad as Matty Cash, though.

Is anyone?

[Clampy]

Gary Lineker is a bad man

Not as bad as Matty Cash, though.

True. At least Gary Lineker can stand appropriately.

[pauliewalnuts]

Didn't Linekar make loads of money selling crisps back in the day? Bit hypocritical of an athlete to be advertising junk food. And they weren't even good crisps! No standards and a hypocrit.

There's only one thing that puts me off Walkers - I couldn't care less about Lineker - and it's their inversion of the correct, natural packet colours for salt & vinegar and cheese & onion

[pauliewalnuts]

Gary Lineker is a bad man

Not as bad as Matty Cash, though.

Is anyone?

Only Thatcher.

Oh, shit, I accidentally mixed sport and politics.

[Sexual Ealing]

Didn't Linekar make loads of money selling crisps back in the day? Bit hypocritical of an athlete to be advertising junk food. And they weren't even good crisps! No standards and a hypocrit.

There's only one thing that puts me off Walkers - I couldn't care less about Lineker - and it's their inversion of the correct, natural packet colours for salt & vinegar and cheese & onion

Testify.

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Gary Lineker is a bad man

Not as bad as Matty Cash, though.

Is anyone?

Only Thatcher.

Oh, shit, I accidentally mixed sport and politics.

Ben Thatcher's tackle was pretty bad to be fair. Very Matty Cash.