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Author Topic: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song  (Read 17354 times)

Online Ger Regan

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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #30 on: August 05, 2019, 01:10:57 PM »
It's not bordering on racist, it *is* racist.

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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #31 on: August 05, 2019, 01:13:21 PM »
It's absolutely pathetic.

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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #32 on: August 05, 2019, 01:14:36 PM »
Like most sane people on here and elsewhere have said it is utterly shit and thoroughly embarrassing.

Offline Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle

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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #33 on: August 05, 2019, 01:15:16 PM »
Appalling.

Offline Pete3206

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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #34 on: August 05, 2019, 01:36:46 PM »
Desperate stuff.

Offline not3bad

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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #35 on: August 05, 2019, 01:53:00 PM »
Whoever came up with this song is a massive c*ck We need to get rid ASAP..

An improvement on Super, super Jack wouldn’t go amiss either!

Splendid, splendid  Jack?

Marvello - no that doesn't work.

Offline Chipsticks

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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #36 on: August 05, 2019, 01:55:18 PM »
Ezri Konsa, Ezri Konsa
He loves the Villa
He plays with Nakamba
He's coached by John Terryyy

Offline Chipsticks

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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #37 on: August 05, 2019, 01:58:33 PM »
Whoever came up with this song is a massive c*ck We need to get rid ASAP..

An improvement on Super, super Jack wouldn’t go amiss either!

I've had this as a prompt in my head for years but have never been able to build it out:

Jack Grealish is magic,
He wears his magic pads


...

Offline four fornicholl

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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #38 on: August 05, 2019, 02:30:39 PM »
Whoever came up with this song is a massive c*ck We need to get rid ASAP..

An improvement on Super, super Jack wouldn’t go amiss either!

I've had this as a prompt in my head for years but have never been able to build it out:

Jack Grealish is magic,
He wears his magic pads


...
he wears the captains armband,
and he's got a massive cock.
« Last Edit: August 05, 2019, 02:33:33 PM by four fornicholl »

Offline Damo70

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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #39 on: August 05, 2019, 02:39:03 PM »
Ezri Konsa, Ezri Konsa
He drinks the vodka
He drinks the Jäger
His cock's fucking massive

This is a joke I hope?
That’s got to be the worst player song ever bar none. Pure embarrassing. Hope it doesn’t catch on.

It is utterly bizarre that people would enjoy singing about another man's penis.


I do remember in the early nineties we sang "Robson, Robson show us your dick" when he played for Manure at Villa Park.

However the reason was that he had recently been in the papers for indecent exposure when he drunkenly showed his dick to a female in a nightclub.

Offline lennythekad

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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #40 on: August 05, 2019, 02:56:15 PM »
Whoever came up with this song is a massive c*ck We need to get rid ASAP..

An improvement on Super, super Jack wouldn’t go amiss either!

I've had this as a prompt in my head for years but have never been able to build it out:

Jack Grealish is magic,
He wears his magic pads[










...
he wears the captains armband,
and he's got a massive cock.


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Online manic-road

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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #41 on: August 05, 2019, 03:54:06 PM »
What a feckin garbage song, hope it doesn't catch on.

Offline Axl Rose

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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #42 on: August 05, 2019, 03:59:06 PM »
Ezri Konsa, Ezri Konsa
He drinks the vodka
He drinks the Jäger
His cock's fucking massive

This is a joke I hope?
That’s got to be the worst player song ever bar none. Pure embarrassing. Hope it doesn’t catch on.

It is utterly bizarre that people would enjoy singing about another man's penis.


I do remember in the early nineties we sang "Robson, Robson show us your dick" when he played for Manure at Villa Park.

However the reason was that he had recently been in the papers for indecent exposure when he drunkenly showed his dick to a female in a nightclub.

Haha. Ok! Early nineties...I was just about getting fed up with my dad's attempts to raise me as a Leicester fan by dragging me down to Filbert Street.

Not so long after my grandad suggested that we go to the 'smartest ground in the world'. And so at the start of the 93-94 season, we went and they thrashed QPR. True love.

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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #43 on: August 05, 2019, 04:35:20 PM »
Feel like I've wasted a bit of my life pointing out that stereotyping based on a physical characteristic is racist, even if it seems like a desirable characteristic to the fools singing it.

Offline Risso

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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #44 on: August 05, 2019, 05:29:24 PM »
Perhaps we could delete the lyrics then from here?

 


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