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Author Topic: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song  (Read 16833 times)

Offline wittonwarrior

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What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« on: August 04, 2019, 11:30:06 PM »
Please
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Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2019, 11:46:35 PM »
Ezri Konsa, Ezri Konsa
He drinks the vodka
He drinks the Jäger
His cock's fucking massive
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Offline Smirker

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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2019, 11:47:35 PM »
Quote from: PeterWithesShin on August 04, 2019, 11:46:35 PM
Ezri Konsa, Ezri Konsa
He drinks the vodka
He drinks the Jäger
His cock's fucking massive

This is a joke I hope?
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Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2019, 11:48:00 PM »
Nope.
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Offline Smirker

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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2019, 11:49:11 PM »
 :( that's a shame.
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Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2019, 11:50:35 PM »
Not my finest work but I was very, very, drunk.
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Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2019, 11:51:33 PM »
*Not my work at all in reality.

It's not bad apart from that last line, found this on Twitter

https://twitter.com/goldman_erika/status/1157419706858561537
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Offline Smirker

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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2019, 11:54:19 PM »
Cheers PWS.
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Offline Brassneck

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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2019, 12:18:10 AM »
I didn't think we could outdo the pathetic kumbya song but this one has done so.

Firstly, the vodka, Jager is just a copy of the Harry Maguire song and secondly, the "cock" reference is not only very childish but it doesn't sit comfortably either.

Why can't someone out there just come up with something original for a change?
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Offline Brazilian Villain

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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2019, 12:45:43 AM »
Whoever came up with this song is a massive c*ck We need to get rid ASAP..

An improvement on Super, super Jack wouldn’t go amiss either!
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Offline Axl Rose

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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2019, 12:50:25 AM »
Quote from: Brazilian Villain on August 05, 2019, 12:45:43 AM
Whoever came up with this song is a massive c*ck We need to get rid ASAP..

An improvement on Super, super Jack wouldn’t go amiss either!

Agreed on both points.
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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2019, 03:28:39 AM »
Quote from: Brazilian Villain on August 05, 2019, 12:45:43 AM
Whoever came up with this song is a massive c*ck We need to get rid ASAP..

An improvement on Super, super Jack wouldn’t go amiss either!

Splendid, splendid  Jack?
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Offline KRS

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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2019, 04:36:42 AM »
Quote from: Smirker on August 04, 2019, 11:47:35 PM
Quote from: PeterWithesShin on August 04, 2019, 11:46:35 PM
Ezri Konsa, Ezri Konsa
He drinks the vodka
He drinks the Jäger
His cock's fucking massive

This is a joke I hope?
That’s got to be the worst player song ever bar none. Pure embarrassing. Hope it doesn’t catch on.
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Offline Axl Rose

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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2019, 06:21:17 AM »
Quote from: KRS on August 05, 2019, 04:36:42 AM
Quote from: Smirker on August 04, 2019, 11:47:35 PM
Quote from: PeterWithesShin on August 04, 2019, 11:46:35 PM
Ezri Konsa, Ezri Konsa
He drinks the vodka
He drinks the Jäger
His cock's fucking massive

This is a joke I hope?
That’s got to be the worst player song ever bar none. Pure embarrassing. Hope it doesn’t catch on.

It is utterly bizarre that people would enjoy singing about another man's penis.
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Offline VillaSpen

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Re: What are the words to to Ezri Konsa song
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2019, 07:02:38 AM »
Surely something like "He plays for the Villa" would have been a less cringeworthy final line?
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