Tom Heaton: gone

[KRS]

Are you footyskillz in disguise?
Arrrre you footyskillz, in disguise?

[Legion]

It'll never catch on.

[Villan For Life]

That’s fecking awful.

[KevinGage]

I feel Tom Heaton performance already has me wanting a deserving chant for him. I think we can be more than happy with full support to have a sing song and jump around to his good name.
In pondering this I have devised a tune and similar lyrics taken from  "the heat is on" which I believe is used in that vintage Eddie Murphy movie Beverly Hills cop , such a chant would be fitting.
Lead in with that Sax tune from the song... Then boom -

"Oh-wo-ho, oh-wo-ho
Caught the ball in action he's been saving one or two
Oh-wo-ho, oh-wo-ho
Tell me can you see it
Tell me can you see it
Tell me can you see it
He's Tom Heat-on,
He's Tom Heat-on ,
He's Tom Heat-on
there's no defeat."

*Getting Dion Dublin or any Sax player to be involved is an added bonus.
 

That's spectacular.

Just needs some scat references or slender action.

[KRS]

Just watching back the highlights...what in the actual fuck was that brain fart from Heaton?! Wilson was going nowhere and Tyrone has come across to force him out, so what was he thinking sticking his leg out like that? Really fucked us from the first minute.

[Smirker]

I honestly think the mistake was that bad he owes the rest of the team and the supporters an apology. It completely killed the mood less than one minute in. Bad mistake 😔

[Ger Regan]

Shall we flog him in public while we're at it? Fuck sake, it was a bad mistake, but a public apology?

[Legion]

Shall we flog him in public while we're at it? Fuck sake, it was a bad mistake, but a public apology?

He needs to be hung, drawn and quartered for it. Or backed for being human and imperfect. Some people have short memories.

[PeterWithesShin]

I won't be satisfied until he does the walk around the Bullring

[LukeJames]

I honestly think the mistake was that bad he owes the rest of the team and the supporters an apology.

Social media generation.

[Bad English]

I think the club should refund every fan that went, and dock the money from Heaton's wages.

[Sexual Ealing]

I think the club should refund every fan that went, and dock the money from Heaton's wages.

I wasn't there, but I think they ought to pay my council tax.

[Clark W Griswold]

I think Heaton should personally refund every fans entrance fee, wear a jesters hat in training every day until he keeps a clean sheet and write 200 lines on the official website 'I will not challenge for the ball and risk giving away a penalty again'.

[manic-road]

No surprise to see posters saying we should have had Jed in goal, jeez he's nowhere near the quality of Heaton.

[Mister E]

Heaton will be fine for us.