Summer transfer, gossip, speculation thread

[Sexual Ealing]

https://youtu.be/hPl_iCAVTlQ

Ghoddos really looks very good to be fair. I've never actually looked at him before and I think hes only 26 and can play anywhere in the final third. For the right money I wouldnt say no

We'll be waiting a while if it's him.

If he can bend it like Beckett it will truly be Happy Days, SE.

If he's better than Rosencrantz and Guildenstern he's dead good.

[Rodders]

https://youtu.be/hPl_iCAVTlQ

Ghoddos really looks very good to be fair. I've never actually looked at him before and I think hes only 26 and can play anywhere in the final third. For the right money I wouldnt say no

We'll be waiting a while if it's him.

If he can bend it like Beckett it will truly be Happy Days, SE.

If he's better than Rosencrantz and Guildenstern he's dead good.

Hear, hear. And we have a Top Stoppard in Heaton now, too.

[paul_e]

Cornet is the guy he's raves about though so that would be an great link (although he's been linked to Liverpool a fair bit).

I hope we don't have to wafer long for him as well.

The source of the rumour is a bit flakey, so I'd say the chances of him coming are a 99%

Hope he signs, though, he'd be Fab.

When I saw the comment and thought back I couldn't quite remember his name but I remembered him telling me and thinking it'd start a pun-a-thon on here if ever I mentioned him, which made it easy to find who it was. I'm glad you didn't disappoint.

[ChicagoLion]

Cornet is the guy he's raves about though so that would be an great link (although he's been linked to Liverpool a fair bit).

I hope we don't have to wafer long for him as well.

The source of the rumour is a bit flakey, so I'd say the chances of him coming are a 99%

It would be a real scoop if we got hm.

[mr underhill]

his goal scoring record hardly causes a ripple. It's Maupay.

[andyh]

I can’t help thinking that there may be something else going on in the background.
If we wanted Maupay I’m sure we would have got him by now.

I’ve thought for a while (for no obvious reason) that we might make a ‘statement’ signing. Everyone knows we need a proven striker and I just wonder if the club are working on something.

[West Derby Villan]

I can’t help thinking that there may be something else going on in the background.
If we wanted Maupay I’m sure we would have got him by now.

I’ve thought for a while (for no obvious reason) that we might make a ‘statement’ signing. Everyone knows we need a proven striker and I just wonder if the club are working on something.

Unless Brentford want a replacement before selling

[VILLA MOLE]

Cornet is the guy he's raves about though so that would be an great link (although he's been linked to Liverpool a fair bit).

I hope we don't have to wafer long for him as well.

The source of the rumour is a bit flakey, so I'd say the chances of him coming are a 99%

It would be a real scoop if we got hm.

I-ce s-cream at all these puns  !

[Percy McCarthy]

https://youtu.be/hPl_iCAVTlQ

Ghoddos really looks very good to be fair. I've never actually looked at him before and I think hes only 26 and can play anywhere in the final third. For the right money I wouldnt say no

We'll be waiting a while if it's him.

You wouldn't get a response like that on that smaallheathalliance.com


edit: woah, daft word filter alert.

That's because I'm from the Shires and I'm from a long line of fanny's.

Fannies. You let us down there SE. Fuck off to SHA.com

[Londonvilla]

Tom Heaton

Ok the jigsaw puzzle is almost complete

[maidstonevillain]

Tom Heaton

Ok the jigsaw puzzle is almost complete

There's always one missing piece in the end.  Despite looking down the sofa, under the rug, in the dog's basket. It never turns up.

[themossman]

This must have been posted but I haven’t seen it so ICYMI too:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49158163

Quotes like this reassure me immensely:

"I wanted to retain the spine of the team and add some quality to that. Three of the players we've signed were with us last season and two others I've worked with at Brentford.

"Even Trez [Egypt international Trezeguet] is great friends with [Villa defender Ahmed] Elmohamady. Wesley has struck up a great friendship with Jota.

"My ambition is to win every game we play. We want to compete in the Premier League."

[eamonn]

Nice to see that Spinky had a word with him. Heaton looks a bit like Dean, one of the other signings does too, was it Targett?  His own kids must be a bit miffed.

[OCD]

We seem to announce most of our signings on a Thursday for some reason.

[Steve67]

Another striker to come I reckon, complete the Luiz deal and that must be about it?