Summer transfer, gossip, speculation thread

[mr underhill]

if one of them comes back walking like an Egyptian,we'll have the answer.

[cdbearsfan]

Can we not turn this into another sodding punfest, please? It's annoying when you see this thread has had loads of updates then click to find nothing but endless "jokes".

[Olneythelonely]

Yeah, Giza break.

[PeterWithesShin]

Can we not turn this into another sodding punfest, please? It's annoying when you see this thread has had loads of updates then click to find nothing but endless "jokes".

Pharaoh nuff.

[pauliewalnuts]

Can we not turn this into another sodding punfest, please? It's annoying when you see this thread has had loads of updates then click to find nothing but endless "jokes".

Yeah, you lot can shove your shit puns right up your sphinxters.

[villa `cross the mersey]

Can we not turn this into another sodding punfest, please? It's annoying when you see this thread has had loads of updates then click to find nothing but endless "jokes".

Pharaoh nuff.

Tut tut

[kieron]

Anyone around much cleverer than I who can work out our current net spend through summer dealings thus far, inclusive of a circa £20m Tyrone fee?

[cdbearsfan]

About seventy million.

[Steve67]

Depends on how much we really spent on Jota and El Ghazi of course.  I reckon about 68.8 mill. So far.

[b23]

Can we not turn this into another sodding punfest, please? It's annoying when you see this thread has had loads of updates then click to find nothing but endless "jokes".

The so called “ funny pun fests “ are shite.

Dull, tedious and boorish.

[TopDeck113]

Can we not turn this into another sodding punfest, please? It's annoying when you see this thread has had loads of updates then click to find nothing but endless "jokes".

The so called “ funny pun fests “ are shite.

Dull, tedious and boorish.

I think some of them are ra-ther good.

[Fred Crump]

Can we not turn this into another sodding punfest, please? It's annoying when you see this thread has had loads of updates then click to find nothing but endless "jokes".

The so called “ funny pun fests “ are shite.

Dull, tedious and boorish.

Better than quotefests though

[Rudy Can't Fail]

If Dean was in Egypt this weekend Trezeguet didn't do much to impress, missing a sitter but you don't go out there unless you are very serious about a player. There's a few teams reportedly interesting in him, including Everton but you'd hope Elmo has had a word or two.

[Damo70]

Can we not turn this into another sodding punfest, please? It's annoying when you see this thread has had loads of updates then click to find nothing but endless "jokes".

The so called “ funny pun fests “ are shite.

Dull, tedious and boorish.

Better than quotefests though

When it comes to pun fests and quote fests some people on here have obviously let their anger fester. Which means we now have an anger fest on top of the pun fests and quote fests.

[Fred Crump]

Applause , that’s very clever Damo. Respect !