Summer transfer, gossip, speculation thread

[Breezeblock]

Deano isn't the Oracle, it's alright to cast doubt over Targett. You'll have gregnash and Cooper's Injury back to label you a happy clapper if you're not careful.
I wonder what Suso's list of Targets was.

Is there an English version of this available?

Former posters on this forum, BV, late and unlamented. If you thought Stuart445 was obstreporous or obtuse these two were on another level entirely. Count yourself lucky that you are a more recent member and never had to scroll through their turgid bollockspeak.

TBF the Gnasher was at least humerous in his miseryarsedness. Coops was a bit of a twunt though.

[olaftab]

Looks as though we have given Southampton enough money to sign Che Adams

[eamonn]

Deano isn't the Oracle, it's alright to cast doubt over Targett. You'll have gregnash and Cooper's Injury back to label you a happy clapper if you're not careful.
I wonder what Suso's list of Targets was.

Is there an English version of this available?

Former posters on this forum, BV, late and unlamented. If you thought Stuart445 was obstreporous or obtuse these two were on another level entirely. Count yourself lucky that you are a more recent member and never had to scroll through their turgid bollockspeak.

TBF the Gnasher was at least humerous in his miseryarsedness. Coops was a bit of a twunt though.

heh

[Rodders]

Deano isn't the Oracle, it's alright to cast doubt over Targett. You'll have gregnash and Cooper's Injury back to label you a happy clapper if you're not careful.
I wonder what Suso's list of Targets was.

Is there an English version of this available?

Former posters on this forum, BV, late and unlamented. If you thought Stuart445 was obstreporous or obtuse these two were on another level entirely. Count yourself lucky that you are a more recent member and never had to scroll through their turgid bollockspeak.

TBF the Gnasher was at least humerous in his miseryarsedness. Coops was a bit of a twunt though.

heh

Fair point Breezeblock :facepalm:

[Risso]

I have to say I wouldn't have minded if we'd taken a punt on Adams.  Looks to have everything in his game, and will only get better away from that lot. I reckon Southampton have done a good bit of business there.

[Big Dick Edwards]

Kalvin Phillips Wikipedia page says he's having a medical at Villa today..

[eamonn]

Everyone's a wikiwort these days.

[hilts_coolerking]

Deano isn't the Oracle, it's alright to cast doubt over Targett. You'll have gregnash and Cooper's Injury back to label you a happy clapper if you're not careful.
I wonder what Suso's list of Targets was.

Is there an English version of this available?

Former posters on this forum, BV, late and unlamented. If you thought Stuart445 was obstreporous or obtuse these two were on another level entirely. Count yourself lucky that you are a more recent member and never had to scroll through their turgid bollockspeak.

TBF the Gnasher was at least humerous in his miseryarsedness. Coops was a bit of a twunt though.

The other side of that coin was someone such as villadawg who was almost psychotic in his refusal to accept anything bad ever happened at Villa Park.

[Ads]

The cartoon Southampton have put together for Che Adams I'd well worth a chuckle of you're on Twitter.

[Olneythelonely]

Deano isn't the Oracle, it's alright to cast doubt over Targett. You'll have gregnash and Cooper's Injury back to label you a happy clapper if you're not careful.
I wonder what Suso's list of Targets was.

Is there an English version of this available?

Former posters on this forum, BV, late and unlamented. If you thought Stuart445 was obstreporous or obtuse these two were on another level entirely. Count yourself lucky that you are a more recent member and never had to scroll through their turgid bollockspeak.

TBF the Gnasher was at least humerous in his miseryarsedness. Coops was a bit of a twunt though.

heh

I see Beckford is at it again.

[paul_e]

Deano isn't the Oracle, it's alright to cast doubt over Targett. You'll have gregnash and Cooper's Injury back to label you a happy clapper if you're not careful.
I wonder what Suso's list of Targets was.

Is there an English version of this available?

Former posters on this forum, BV, late and unlamented. If you thought Stuart445 was obstreporous or obtuse these two were on another level entirely. Count yourself lucky that you are a more recent member and never had to scroll through their turgid bollockspeak.

On mention of stuart445 I don't recall seeing him post anything after Jack came back and we started our winning run. Did he ever post anything accepting he was wrong about Smith or will he, like with Benteke, still insist that he was right that they were shit?

[Mister E]

Kalvin Phillips Wikipedia page says he's having a medical at Villa today..

I heard yesterday that it was likely to happen.

[VILLA MOLE]

Kalvin Phillips Wikipedia page says he's having a medical at Villa today..

I heard yesterday that it was likely to happen.

Where did you hear that?

[Singapore Villa]

Kalvin Phillips Wikipedia page says he's having a medical at Villa today..

And it clearly has been done either by a child or an adult with a limited IQ .... judging by the grammar used.

Clearly a load of bollocks.

[PeterWithesShin]

As Ads said, this is quite amusing

https://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/1145648211912208384