SHA v Aston Villa: Pre-Match Thread

[Lastfootstamper]

Fucking hell, I was scrolling through Section 6, but lost the will to carry on before getting anywhere near that far.

[Lastfootstamper]

So they offered to play a weakened team against us and we turned it down?

From what I've heard, he's their entire midfield.

[eamonn]

Yeah. A bit of respect Richard E, Gardz is their best player and a Villa fan, he just wanted games.

[adrenachrome]

Desperation on the cusp of madness on the part of the monkster if you ask me.

Even if you don't ask me, here is Salvo Dali's piccy for the arty types hereabout.

[pooligan]

I thought Nothing from Small Heath could surprise me anymore. Wrong! I have just read they actually asked if they could play Gardner against us on Sunday .Deluded or what.

[Ads]

When your alternative is Davis, who is grossly unfit and got run all over by Hull or Craig Gardner, no wonder they're desperate.

Still, despite us catching fire in a big way and being unlucky to only score 4, them being dreadful and having no midfield, they're still going to batter us 4 or 5. Cuz' they've got Pashun! 24000 crowds are massive and da Vile will be scared of all the snot wiping.

[Axl Rose]

Having had a look at what some of their fans are saying, it's probably the understatement of all time to say they don't like us.

Far too much 'Villa are lucky fannies' type moaning on there, though. The way they bang on makes us sound like we win every week and are close to winning the quadruple.

If they win this weekend it sounds like it'll be the highlight of their entire lives. Recently there was a thread about suicide, and how Villa winning might push him over the edge. Deary me.

[London Villan]

Is it sold out?

[Axl Rose]

Is it sold out?

I bet their ends aren't. They never sell out, do they?

[LeeB]

They only experience soul doubt.

[eamonn]

Monk pleading for Villa to let them play Gary Gardner at the pre-match press conference:

[QuintonVilla]

Is it sold out?

Of course, their one game a season fans are out for this one. Reduced capacity of about 24k, massive.

I agree that the way they go on about us being lucky and jammy is like we're Barcelona or Man City. Then in the next breath they're going on about our trophy drought. Very confused bunch.

Draw all over it this weekend. Season ending game for both.

[itmustbe_it is!]

Tell me the Sty isn't really called the Trillion Trophy stadium.......

[LeeB]

Tell me the Sty isn't really called the Trillion Trophy stadium.......

That's what it says on the front of the main stand. I think the Chinese have grasped the concept of irony far better than our American cousins.

[Damo70]

Monk pleading for Villa to let them play Gary Gardner at the pre-match press conference:

After failing to win the star prize of a car Garry and his wife were disappointed even more when they realised they didn't even get to take home the real remote controlled 'Dusty Bin' as a consolation gift.