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Author Topic: Tyrone Mings - signed permanently and confirmed as even more awesome  (Read 262260 times)

Offline Legion

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Re: Tyrone Mings - Confirmed
« Reply #765 on: April 19, 2019, 11:06:38 AM »
Nice analogy.

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Re: Tyrone Mings - Confirmed
« Reply #766 on: April 19, 2019, 11:22:22 AM »
Nice analogy.
I long thought that was a version of apology maybe it is!
Bad English can tell us

And he can place a good pass.

And on that B.E. yes in a good plaice!
Though for the fish I look at it as the composition I didn't want to get all fishery with it.

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Re: Tyrone Mings - Confirmed
« Reply #767 on: April 19, 2019, 11:24:22 AM »
Cod anyone do batter than Mings?

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Re: Tyrone Mings - Confirmed
« Reply #768 on: April 19, 2019, 11:35:09 AM »
Reminds me of Mitchell and Webb’s Fish and Chip sketch
https://youtu.be/M_bbU_BUIC0

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Re: Tyrone Mings - Confirmed
« Reply #769 on: April 19, 2019, 11:35:50 AM »
He didn't stamp. He's also not fucked any animals.

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Re: Tyrone Mings - Confirmed
« Reply #770 on: April 19, 2019, 11:45:24 AM »
He didn't stamp. He's also not fucked any animals.

I agree on the first bit but for the rest lets not forget he played for Ipswich for a fair while.

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Re: Tyrone Mings - Confirmed
« Reply #771 on: April 19, 2019, 11:46:07 AM »

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Re: Tyrone Mings - Confirmed
« Reply #772 on: April 19, 2019, 12:06:58 PM »
Oh god, someone’s mentioned fish on H&V...there’ll be another ruddy punathon.

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Re: Tyrone Mings - Confirmed
« Reply #773 on: April 19, 2019, 12:17:46 PM »
He didn't stamp. He's also not fucked any animals.

I agree on the first bit but for the rest lets not forget he played for Ipswich for a fair while.

Ha! As a former resident of Norwich (where that kind of thing has been taboo since the 1990s) I'd say that in matters of animal romance it's unlikely that any stripe of Ipshitter will be totally without form.

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Re: Tyrone Mings - Confirmed
« Reply #774 on: April 19, 2019, 02:36:14 PM »
Oh god, someone’s mentioned fish on H&V...there’ll be another ruddy punathon.

I'm just going to perch here and see if it happens

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Re: Tyrone Mings - Confirmed
« Reply #775 on: April 19, 2019, 03:46:17 PM »
If anyone stars that nonsense I’ll batter them

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Re: Tyrone Mings - Confirmed
« Reply #776 on: April 19, 2019, 04:31:33 PM »
I already did but it floundered like a damp squid.

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Re: Tyrone Mings - Confirmed
« Reply #777 on: April 19, 2019, 04:58:42 PM »
Are people just doing fish puns for the halibut?

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Re: Tyrone Mings - Confirmed
« Reply #778 on: April 19, 2019, 05:12:23 PM »
Heard hes buying a house in Perry Barbel

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Re: Tyrone Mings - Confirmed
« Reply #779 on: April 19, 2019, 05:16:55 PM »
Ad hoc.

 


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