Reading vs Aston Villa: Pre-Match Thread

[Clampy]

The family of one of my ex fiances lived in Hungerford. Going to Reading was classed as a big night out. When you live in Hungerford a trip to Reading is like someone in one of those American towns with a population of fifty people that The A - Team liberate visiting New York.

How many ex-fiances have you got, you old dog?!

Three. Number one cheated on me, number two was batshit crazy and number three I knocked on the head as I got fed up travelling to Essex every weekend. It was fourth time lucky as I have been married to fiance number four for twenty years. Mainly do to the fact I was fed up of spending too much money on engagement rings!

You can get engagement rings from Poundland now you know.

[PeterWithe]

Don’t they give the ring back when the engagement finishes?

[eamonn]

I got engaged yesterday, currently in Antwerp paying for the damage.

[Sexual Ealing]

Congratulations!

[SteveN]

A good omen, we beat Leeds 2-1 in Danny Baker's sausage sandwich game.  So...2-1 to us with a late winner.

[auntiesledd]

We're gonna hammer somebody soon, so I'll go for a bore draw.

1-1

[KevinGage]

The type of game we really need to be winning if we want to make any sort of late surge for promotion.

2-2 or 3-2 to them.

[brontebilly]

Simply have to win. 3-2 villa

[ChicagoLion]

The family of one of my ex fiances lived in Hungerford. Going to Reading was classed as a big night out. When you live in Hungerford a trip to Reading is like someone in one of those American towns with a population of fifty people that The A - Team liberate visiting New York.

How many ex-fiances have you got, you old dog?!

Three. Number one cheated on me, number two was batshit crazy and number three I knocked on the head as I got fed up travelling to Essex every weekend. It was fourth time lucky as I have been married to fiance number four for twenty years. Mainly do to the fact I was fed up of spending too much money on engagement rings!

You let them keep the rings? surely you just by one  and recycle.

[UK Redsox]

I got engaged yesterday, currently in Antwerp paying for the damage.

Are you taking a Showgirl for your bride ?

[Sexual Ealing]

I got engaged yesterday, currently in Antwerp paying for the damage.

Are you taking a Showgirl for your bride ?

I've no doubt that this is something that comes up regularly on in some dusty corner of this site, but for me that's a startling, welcome blast from the past.

[eamonn]

Ha...not quite, she was a little ballerina as a child but then fell for Billy Corgan and Liam Gallagher and started wearing Doc Martens.

[Clampy]

Mings makes his debut in place of Chester and Carrol is on the Bench.

[Stu]

Ha...not quite, she was a little ballerina as a child but then fell for Billy Corgan and Liam Gallagher and started wearing Doc Martens.

Billy Corgan has turned out to be a bit of a nutter: Mates with Alex Jones