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Offline ChicagoLion

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #3915 on: February 28, 2019, 01:35:49 PM »
I am allways suspicious of Managers that have a huge portrait painted of themselves.

Offline Nunkin1965

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #3916 on: February 28, 2019, 01:49:22 PM »
I was a bit shocked at Rodgers timing although we don’t know behind the scenes what’s gone on.
Regardless of opinion about Scottish footy, why turn your back on a treble treble?

Offline Clark W Griswold

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #3917 on: February 28, 2019, 01:59:17 PM »
I am allways suspicious of Managers that have a huge portrait painted of themselves.

I'm always more than suspicious of anyone that has a huge portrait painted of themselves. I'm not sure anything says 'I'm a ******' more than that, except maybe someone who has a really stupid personal number plate that is desperately trying to spell their nickname or shortened name but no matter how many times you look at it you can't make it out. In italics. On the back of a Q4 or similar.

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #3918 on: February 28, 2019, 02:01:51 PM »
I am allways suspicious of Managers that have a huge portrait painted of themselves.

I'm always more than suspicious of anyone that has a huge portrait painted of themselves. I'm not sure anything says 'I'm a c***' more than that, except maybe someone who has a really stupid personal number plate that is desperately trying to spell their nickname or shortened name but no matter how many times you look at it you can't make it out. In italics. On the back of a Q4 or similar.

There was a bloke by us a few years ago whose registration included 8AVE

Clearly, couldnt get Dave, thought "Fuck it, Bave is close enough".

The tool.
« Last Edit: February 28, 2019, 02:50:43 PM by pauliewalnuts »

Offline Clark W Griswold

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #3919 on: February 28, 2019, 03:10:14 PM »
What you and everyone else should have done is to refer to him Bave exclusively and never actually use his real name of Dave. I think that would be fair. 'Alright Bave' when he arrives, 'What did you think of the performance the other night Bave?' and so on.

Offline Risso

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #3920 on: February 28, 2019, 03:13:31 PM »
A friend of ours called Ruth has got one that is something like W1 UTH.  Why would you do that?!

Online The Left Side

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #3921 on: February 28, 2019, 04:03:25 PM »
A friend of ours called Ruth has got one that is something like W1 UTH.  Why would you do that?!

Does she have a lisp?

Offline Risso

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #3922 on: February 28, 2019, 05:13:33 PM »
Nope!

Offline brian green

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #3923 on: February 28, 2019, 05:43:10 PM »
There was a dentist on the Stratford Rd just before Sparkhill Library (really) whose surname was Fogg-Hough.  I have often wondered if he ever got a personalized number plate.


Offline ChicagoLion

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #3924 on: February 28, 2019, 05:51:47 PM »
I am allways suspicious of Managers that have a huge portrait painted of themselves.

I'm always more than suspicious of anyone that has a huge portrait painted of themselves. I'm not sure anything says 'I'm a c***' more than that, except maybe someone who has a really stupid personal number plate that is desperately trying to spell their nickname or shortened name but no matter how many times you look at it you can't make it out. In italics. On the back of a Q4 or similar.
What about the bloke in Tucson walking around with his wife with a huge picture of his wife on his T shirt, it wasn’t even a one off next day same bloke and wife and T-shirt.

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #3925 on: February 28, 2019, 09:03:34 PM »

What about the bloke in Tucson walking around with his wife with a huge picture of his wife on his T shirt, it wasn’t even a one off next day same bloke and wife and T-shirt.

For the briefest of moments, I wondered why you'd expect a different bloke walking around with the same wife and T-shirt the next day.

Offline Ad@m

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #3926 on: February 28, 2019, 09:15:15 PM »
A friend of ours called Ruth has got one that is something like W1 UTH.  Why would you do that?!

Does she have a lisp?

Welease Wuth!

PS Pedant alert!  I believe it's called rhotacism.  A lisp is an inability to pronounce the letter S.

Offline brian green

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #3927 on: February 28, 2019, 09:33:35 PM »
I used to have a girlfriend with rhotacism.  No Rs.

Offline Risso

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #3928 on: February 28, 2019, 10:42:19 PM »
A friend of ours called Ruth has got one that is something like W1 UTH.  Why would you do that?!

Does she have a lisp?

Welease Wuth!

PS Pedant alert!  I believe it's called rhotacism.  A lisp is an inability to pronounce the letter S.

Someone has a sick sense of humour. Putting the letter 's' in lisp and starting rhotacism with an 'r'!

Offline DeeBoy1

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #3929 on: February 28, 2019, 11:05:50 PM »
Same guys who made dyslexic so hard to spell...

 


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