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Offline Herman

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #720 on: October 17, 2018, 07:11:56 PM »
Yes, I did stick my finger up the dog's bottom M'lud, but it was a complete accident.
'Yes of course it was! Now get into D wing with the rest of the nonces`
 
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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #721 on: October 17, 2018, 07:42:31 PM »


Replace woodpecker with the breed of Damo's dog.
« Last Edit: October 17, 2018, 07:48:47 PM by dave shelley »
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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #722 on: October 17, 2018, 07:47:01 PM »
Feckin hell you lot, give the guy a break.

Bloody helll, you finger one dog.........
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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #723 on: October 17, 2018, 08:00:23 PM »
Quote from: andyh on October 17, 2018, 07:47:01 PM
Feckin hell you lot, give the guy a break.

Bloody helll, you finger one dog.........
It's not like he sucked off the cat
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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #724 on: October 17, 2018, 08:01:40 PM »
Quote from: Hookeysmith on October 17, 2018, 08:00:23 PM
Quote from: andyh on October 17, 2018, 07:47:01 PM
Feckin hell you lot, give the guy a break.

Bloody helll, you finger one dog.........
It's not like he sucked off the cat

You obviously haven't seen the video on his blog.
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Offline Bad English

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #725 on: October 17, 2018, 09:17:10 PM »
Quote from: Risso on October 17, 2018, 07:04:02 PM
I feel a bit sorry for Damo now. Even if he discovers a cure for cancer or promotes peace in the Middle East, he's going to be known as Damo the dog-fingerer from now on.
Was it a poodle?
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Offline Herman

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #726 on: October 17, 2018, 09:25:41 PM »
Quote from: Bad English on October 17, 2018, 09:17:10 PM
Quote from: Risso on October 17, 2018, 07:04:02 PM
I feel a bit sorry for Damo now. Even if he discovers a cure for cancer or promotes peace in the Middle East, he's going to be known as Damo the dog-fingerer from now on.
Was it a poodle?

Perhaps a Shitsu?
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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #727 on: October 17, 2018, 09:35:05 PM »
Quote from: Herman on October 17, 2018, 09:25:41 PM
Quote from: Bad English on October 17, 2018, 09:17:10 PM
Quote from: Risso on October 17, 2018, 07:04:02 PM
I feel a bit sorry for Damo now. Even if he discovers a cure for cancer or promotes peace in the Middle East, he's going to be known as Damo the dog-fingerer from now on.
Was it a poodle?

Perhaps a Shitsu?

Applause.
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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #728 on: October 17, 2018, 09:48:40 PM »
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?


Suck it's cock. (though I think Damo changed the punchline)
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Offline VILLA MOLE

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #729 on: October 17, 2018, 10:00:19 PM »


well
Quote from: Drummond on October 17, 2018, 09:48:40 PM
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?


Suck it's cock. (though I think Damo changed the punchline)




well Deano is in for a shock if he does come on this thread late
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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #730 on: October 17, 2018, 10:01:35 PM »
It's the tale wanking the dog.
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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #731 on: October 17, 2018, 10:06:28 PM »
Quote from: Herman on October 17, 2018, 09:25:41 PM
Quote from: Bad English on October 17, 2018, 09:17:10 PM
Quote from: Risso on October 17, 2018, 07:04:02 PM
I feel a bit sorry for Damo now. Even if he discovers a cure for cancer or promotes peace in the Middle East, he's going to be known as Damo the dog-fingerer from now on.
Was it a poodle?

Perhaps a Shitsu?
Called Dudley ?
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Online maidstonevillain

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #732 on: October 17, 2018, 10:24:33 PM »
Quote from: Bad English on October 17, 2018, 10:01:35 PM
It's the tale wanking the dog.


.....tail......   bit of Bad English there...
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Offline Bad English

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #733 on: October 17, 2018, 10:26:52 PM »
Quote from: maidstonevillain on October 17, 2018, 10:24:33 PM
Quote from: Bad English on October 17, 2018, 10:01:35 PM
It's the tale wanking the dog.


.....tail......   bit of Bad English there...
No. It was Damo's story about stimulating the mutt.
« Last Edit: October 17, 2018, 10:28:43 PM by Bad English »
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Online maidstonevillain

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #734 on: October 17, 2018, 10:31:40 PM »
Quote from: Bad English on October 17, 2018, 10:26:52 PM
Quote from: maidstonevillain on October 17, 2018, 10:24:33 PM
Quote from: Bad English on October 17, 2018, 10:01:35 PM
It's the tale wanking the dog.


.....tail......   bit of Bad English there...
No. It was Damo's story about stimulating the mutt.

Yes. I realised that once I read back.....
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