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Author Topic: Dean Smith - Confirmed  (Read 465729 times)

Offline Ads

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #690 on: October 16, 2018, 06:19:37 PM »
We've entered into a new partnership with a data performance provider. I'm not sure how much it upgrades on what went before, but all the players have those bra like things back on.

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #691 on: October 16, 2018, 06:22:13 PM »
We've entered into a new partnership with a data performance provider. I'm not sure how much it upgrades on what went before, but all the players have those bra like things back on.
Do players play the match with them on? I can't say I've noticed other teams wearing them if so? Remember when players couldn't wear certain jewellery? I'm assuming that's still the case.

« Last Edit: October 16, 2018, 06:27:23 PM by Diablo »

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #692 on: October 16, 2018, 07:00:10 PM »
We've entered into a new partnership with a data performance provider. I'm not sure how much it upgrades on what went before, but all the players have those bra like things back on.
Do players play the match with them on? I can't say I've noticed other teams wearing them if so? Remember when players couldn't wear certain jewellery? I'm assuming that's still the case.

Some do and they're common in both forms of rugby.

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #693 on: October 16, 2018, 07:29:47 PM »
Well, if Dean Smith the Vila fan from Great Barr with John Terry by his side can't get them fired up, I don't know what can.
Fuck that .... I have gone right off him.

Nooooooooooooooooo

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #694 on: October 16, 2018, 08:45:04 PM »
I don't think we can start sucking each other's cocks just yet as the new team will take time to make changes but the future suddenly looks a lot brighter.

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #695 on: October 16, 2018, 08:49:53 PM »
No but we can start fluffing.

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #696 on: October 16, 2018, 08:58:57 PM »
I don't think we can start sucking each other's cocks just yet as the new team will take time to make changes but the future suddenly looks a lot brighter.

Mine is ready if anyone wants to start early :)

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #697 on: October 16, 2018, 09:07:43 PM »
I don't think we can start sucking each other's cocks just yet as the new team will take time to make changes but the future suddenly looks a lot brighter.

Mine is ready if anyone wants to start early :)

Fuckin priceless

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #698 on: October 16, 2018, 09:09:11 PM »
I don't think we can start sucking each other's cocks just yet as the new team will take time to make changes but the future suddenly looks a lot brighter.

The sucking of anyone on here's cock does not feature in any of my definitions of a bright future. I will happily wank off a dog, or, if promotion depends on it, an incel.

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #699 on: October 17, 2018, 11:10:30 AM »
I don't think we can start sucking each other's cocks just yet as the new team will take time to make changes but the future suddenly looks a lot brighter.

Mine is ready if anyone wants to start early :)


just touch it,   go on !! 

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #700 on: October 17, 2018, 11:35:33 AM »
I don't think we can start sucking each other's cocks just yet as the new team will take time to make changes but the future suddenly looks a lot brighter.

The sucking of anyone on here's cock does not feature in any of my definitions of a bright future. I will happily wank off a dog, or, if promotion depends on it, an incel.


I stuck my finger up my dogs bum once. Before anyone reports me to the RSPCA I should explain I was trying to shoo her upstairs so I could answer the door and by sheer fluke managed a direct hit with my middle finger. It was a traumatic experience for both of us. Afterwards I had to wash my hands like someone with OCD until they almost bled. There was also an awkward period of time afterwards when the dog and I couldn't look each other in the eye.

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #701 on: October 17, 2018, 11:50:31 AM »
I don't think we can start sucking each other's cocks just yet as the new team will take time to make changes but the future suddenly looks a lot brighter.

The sucking of anyone on here's cock does not feature in any of my definitions of a bright future. I will happily wank off a dog, or, if promotion depends on it, an incel.


I stuck my finger up my dogs bum once. Before anyone reports me to the RSPCA I should explain I was trying to shoo her upstairs so I could answer the door and by sheer fluke managed a direct hit with my middle finger. It was a traumatic experience for both of us. Afterwards I had to wash my hands like someone with OCD until they almost bled. There was also an awkward period of time afterwards when the dog and I couldn't look each other in the eye.

You dirty bugger.

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #702 on: October 17, 2018, 11:58:46 AM »
I don't think we can start sucking each other's cocks just yet as the new team will take time to make changes but the future suddenly looks a lot brighter.

The sucking of anyone on here's cock does not feature in any of my definitions of a bright future. I will happily wank off a dog, or, if promotion depends on it, an incel.


I stuck my finger up my dogs bum once. Before anyone reports me to the RSPCA I should explain I was trying to shoo her upstairs so I could answer the door and by sheer fluke managed a direct hit with my middle finger. It was a traumatic experience for both of us. Afterwards I had to wash my hands like someone with OCD until they almost bled. There was also an awkward period of time afterwards when the dog and I couldn't look each other in the eye.
This has cracked me up!

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #703 on: October 17, 2018, 12:25:36 PM »
We've entered into a new partnership with a data performance provider. I'm not sure how much it upgrades on what went before, but all the players have those bra like things back on.
Do players play the match with them on? I can't say I've noticed other teams wearing them if so? Remember when players couldn't wear certain jewellery? I'm assuming that's still the case.

Some do and they're common in both forms of rugby.

They are normally situated between the shoulders on a player's back.  Looks like they have an abnormal lump there!!

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #704 on: October 17, 2018, 12:26:26 PM »
I don't think we can start sucking each other's cocks just yet as the new team will take time to make changes but the future suddenly looks a lot brighter.

The sucking of anyone on here's cock does not feature in any of my definitions of a bright future. I will happily wank off a dog, or, if promotion depends on it, an incel.


I stuck my finger up my dogs bum once. Before anyone reports me to the RSPCA I should explain I was trying to shoo her upstairs so I could answer the door and by sheer fluke managed a direct hit with my middle finger. It was a traumatic experience for both of us. Afterwards I had to wash my hands like someone with OCD until they almost bled. There was also an awkward period of time afterwards when the dog and I couldn't look each other in the eye.
This has cracked me up!

Haha. Me too. I've just laughed loudly on the train.