Joe Bryan-Unsworth

[jwarry]

It’s pretty clear Bryan is their second choice being as they offered Southampton £15m for Matt Targett earlier today. Can’t understand why Southampton would turn that kind of money down but it explains the delay

Source https://twitter.com/jamesnursey/status/1027475218850299904?s=12

[Brend'Watkins]

Anyway, he can fuck off.

He already has.

We need to catch up with him and tell him proper.

[The Edge]

Anyway, he can fuck off.

He already has.

We need to catch up with him and tell him proper.

Oh we will. Just wait till his next outing at villa park. I for one will be in the front row giving him a right good round of fucks. Makes it worse now I've read that he met the new owners over a meal and met his new teammate Joe Mcginn. Treacherous little runt.

[brian green]

With our new financial muscle and the real chance of an early return to the Premiership moneypit Bryan Unsworth's agent may live to regret pissing off the Villa and getting himself pariah status at Villa Park.  Never bite the hand that feeds you.

[jwarry]

With our new financial muscle and the real chance of an early return to the Premiership moneypit Bryan Unsworth's agent may live to regret pissing off the Villa and getting himself pariah status at Villa Park.  Never bite the hand that feeds you.

Even more so if Fulham take this to the wire hoping to get Targett and Leaving him stranded

[PeterWithe]

Comes to something when players I have literally never heard of are attracting bids of £15m

[cheltenhamlion]

With our new financial muscle and the real chance of an early return to the Premiership moneypit Bryan Unsworth's agent may live to regret pissing off the Villa and getting himself pariah status at Villa Park.  Never bite the hand that feeds you.

Indeed. A yokel agent seeing a big city for the first time. We are still in there but frankly I would fuck him off and fetch in Creswell on a loan to buy now.

[jwarry]

Or we could take Targett on loan?!?

[Chris Jameson]

Shame about Bryan as he is one of very few players that caught my eye last season and that I have actually heard of.

[oldtimernow]

Still nothing on the Fulham twitter feed. 40 mins to go....it's all about Callum Chambers.. wonder if Bryan Unsworth will come to regret pissing us off for no reward.

[dave shelley]

Fulham seem to be trying to do an awful lot of business at the moment, defenders in the main.

[Risso]

*Keegan mode on*

I would love it, LOVE IT, if this turned into a massive Peter Odemwingie episode for him.  It fulls through at Fulham as Southampton agree to sell them Targett instead, Villa tell him to shove it so far up his arse it sticks in his neck, and he has to go back to Brizzle with his tail between his legs to take part in their relegation fight.

[Ads]

*Keegan mode on*

I would love it, LOVE IT, if this turned into a massive Peter Odemwingie episode for him.  It fulls through at Fulham as Southampton agree to sell them Targett instead, Villa tell him to shove it so far up his arse it sticks in his neck, and he has to go back to Brizzle with his tail between his legs to take part in their relegation fight.

It would be totes jokes to be fair.

Oh how we would have the bantz with the carrot cruncher.

[jwarry]

Fulham seem to be trying to do an awful lot of business at the moment, defenders in the main.

They do don’t they. Bryan call fall between the cracks if he’s not careful

[oldtimernow]

*Keegan mode on*

I would love it, LOVE IT, if this turned into a massive Peter Odemwingie episode for him.  It fulls through at Fulham as Southampton agree to sell them Targett instead, Villa tell him to shove it so far up his arse it sticks in his neck, and he has to go back to Brizzle with his tail between his legs to take part in their relegation fight.

It would be totes jokes to be fair.

Oh how we would have the bantz with the carrot cruncher.

More likely to squash his avocados

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