The Pit of Misery (All mess in here)

[PeterWithe]

I wonder if they will repossess him if we dont pay?

*crosses fingers*

[VinnieChase84]

I don't believe for a second that Bree is on £23k per week

Hes not. He was purchased for the development squad and from what ive been told he is on nearer £2k with clauses up to £15k based on first team appearances etc

[andyh]

That £6m outstanding to Fulham McCormack is the whole sorry mess in a nutshell. I wonder if we're crossing our fingers over that gentlemen's agreement someone posted about earlier in the week about the Play Off winners looking after the losers by passing-on the Wembley receipts.

It seems it’s the way all clubs conduct their transfer dealings....in installments. We haven’t done anything wrong or out of the norm.

The fact that we still owe £6m for the fat fuck is more galling.

[eamonn]

Yeah, that's what I meant, that we had overpaid in the first place.
 Is anyone giving him and Richards stick on Twitter for not resigning out of a love for their club?

[Chris Jameson]

Don't know if this has been posted anywhere but @robbrownavfc has come up with a brilliant solution. We could also sell Harry Kane, Salah, Neymar and Messi and we'd be laughing.

"Face facts, we need to sell players to stay afloat. Sell the following...

Grealish: £18.5m
Snodgrass: £18.5m
Lansbury: £2.5m
Terry: £9m
Kodjia: £14.5m

Gives us £63m to play with. Thoughts?"

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

A few thoughts do come to mind.  None he'd want to hear.

[adrenachrome]

Corrosion of the cerebral cortex and possibly synaptic seepsge.

[sickbeggar]

heh, do you think west ham would notice if we sold snodgrass? He could be onto something.....

[ChicagoLion]

heh, do you think west ham would notice if we sold snodgrass? He could be onto something.....

Let’s sell Harry Kane.

[Clampy]

Don't know if this has been posted anywhere but @robbrownavfc has come up with a brilliant solution. We could also sell Harry Kane, Salah, Neymar and Messi and we'd be laughing.

"Face facts, we need to sell players to stay afloat. Sell the following...

Grealish: £18.5m
Snodgrass: £18.5m
Lansbury: £2.5m
Terry: £9m
Kodjia: £14.5m

Gives us £63m to play with. Thoughts?"

How ridiculous.

Terry is never worth £9m.

[ktvillan]

I don't believe for a second that Bree is on £23k per week

Hes not. He was purchased for the development squad and from what ive been told he is on nearer £2k with clauses up to £15k based on first team appearances etc

Might explain why he hasn;t featured much....

[dicedlam]

I wonder if they will repossess him if we dont pay?

*crosses fingers*

They will have to scale his 4'6 fence in order to do so.

If McCormack can't do it, then the bailiffs will have no chance.

[dave shelley]

https://twitter.com/david_conn/status/1004639118343770117?s=19

Thread worth a read, covers what I'm saying above about intenglibel ways in which Chinese govt controls outlow of capital

Interesting stuff.

Indeed it is. Loved Daves dig at the bitter geordie

Can somebody better at tweeting than I am do me the kindness of replying to that Newcastle twat's gif: 'Has someone just opened NUFC's trophy cabinet?' Ta.

[GarTomas]

https://twitter.com/david_conn/status/1004639118343770117?s=19

Thread worth a read, covers what I'm saying above about intenglibel ways in which Chinese govt controls outlow of capital

Interesting stuff.

Indeed it is. Loved Daves dig at the bitter geordie

Can somebody better at tweeting than I am do me the kindness of replying to that Newcastle twat's gif: 'Has someone just opened NUFC's trophy cabinet?' Ta.

Very well played by Mr Woodhall.

Even better the bitter Geordie doesn’t understand the reference is to the very reason he’s on the feed...

[mike]

Can any of the accountants say whether the depth of shit we are in has gone up or down?