Tony’s Statement.

[Clampy]

First signing Nile Ranger?

[PeterWithesShin]

Nigel Sphinx lined up as the new manager.

[Damo70]

We’re very close to being sold to Egyptians. Now being reported.

I am now trying to work out if running out next season to The Bangles Walk Like An Egyptian would come across as a nice touch or just plain racist.

[Clampy]

Nigel Sphinx lined up as the new manager.

Arf,

[Clampy]

We’re very close to being sold to Egyptians. Now being reported.

I am now trying to work out if running out next season to The Bangles Walk Like An Egyptian would come across as a nice touch or just plain racist.

Night Boat to Cairo would be better I think.

[AsTallAsLions]

These rumours aren't worth the Papyri they're written on.

[Damo70]

To be honest I think all these Egyptian puns are rather Cleopatranising.

I might have to desert this thread.

[Chinchilla Bathhouse]

Nigel Sphinx lined up as the new manager.

Or Al Ahly MacLeod.

[shipscat]

John Percy tweeting...He's normally an excellent source...like the Nile.

[Mortimer's Bear]

I can only see this ending badly, with us sliding further down the pyramid.

[AsTallAsLions]

I'm hesitant, we've been Delta bad hand before.

[Breezeblock]

We might yet have the Luxor-y of keeping hold of Jack

[DB]

We might yet have the Luxor-y of keeping hold of Jack

Yeah we need to keep that Giza

[OzVilla]

The excitement of seeing 2 pages added quickly on the thread only to find a pun-a-thon has broken out.

[mr underhill]

negotiations need to be completed with the Thutmose urgency