Hull City vs Aston Villa Pre-Match Thread

[Damo70]

I've only been to Hull once. A 2-1 defeat in one of the first games under SGT. Mark Walters was getting some stick from the Villa fans for wanting a move. We ended up in Skegness after the game.

I've been twice. First time was a few season's back just before New Year's Eve. We won 1-0 (from memory), it was absolutely freezing and upon checking into our B&B, the owner handed us our room keys whilst he was in his pants. We didn't have breakfast.

It could have been worse. He could have not been in his pants.

Definitely would have give the sausage a miss.

I called round to meet a hypnotist once who had been recommended to me to fill a comedy hypnotism slot at the apartment complex where I was the entertainments manager. Our previous hypnotist had returned to England for family reasons. He opened the door to me naked and remained naked (and smoking a joint) for the whole of our conversation. I eventually clinched the deal, despite the fact he was stoned and more interested in talking about Star Trek than business. We later became mates and socialised together, but thankfully it was the first and last time I saw him naked. I honestly can't remember if in our time as friends I ever brought up the subject of our rather interesting first meeting.

To be fair his stage name was 'Doctor Strange', so in fairness the clues were possibly there for me to be wary in advance.

[Clampy]

I've only been to Hull once. A 2-1 defeat in one of the first games under SGT. Mark Walters was getting some stick from the Villa fans for wanting a move. We ended up in Skegness after the game.

I've been twice. First time was a few season's back just before New Year's Eve. We won 1-0 (from memory), it was absolutely freezing and upon checking into our B&B, the owner handed us our room keys whilst he was in his pants. We didn't have breakfast.

It could have been worse. He could have not been in his pants.

Definitely would have give the sausage a miss.

I called round to meet a hypnotist once who had been recommended to me to fill a comedy hypnotism slot at the apartment complex where I was the entertainments manager. Our previous hypnotist had returned to England for family reasons. He opened the door to me naked and remained naked (and smoking a joint) for the whole of our conversation. I eventually clinched the deal, despite the fact he was stoned and more interested in talking about Star Trek than business. We later became mates and socialised together, but thankfully it was the first and last time I saw him naked. I honestly can't remember if in our time as friends I ever brought up the subject of our rather interesting first meeting.

To be fair his stage name was 'Doctor Strange', so in fairness the clues were possibly there for me to be wary in advance.

That reminds me of a story I read about some holiday cabaret Hypnotist (called Doctor Strange funnily enough) who did all his business dealings in the nude and put his interviewers into a trance and made them fondle his buttocks.

[Clampy]

Anyway enough of naked hypnotists and pant wearing B&B owners, I'd put Hutton back in today and it wouldn't shock me if he gave either Onomah or Davis a game.

[lennythekad]

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[Steve67]

What he said ^^^ ;-)

[devilla]

It'll be great to have Kodjia back but I just hope he's learnt when to pass. I think he'll come on for the last 30 minutes.

So we don't have any injuries apart from Whelan not quite being ready so no excuses now.

[devilla]

Oh and Onomah, no thanks.

[mr underhill]

we have to win this and put the memory of OPR/Bolton-gate well and truly behind us.

[PeterWithesShin]

I wonder if their fans still sing "you're not English any more" to us? Weird bunch.

1-1

[chrisw1]

Lansbury & Tuanzebe starting, otherwise as you would expect.