Aftershock

[villa `cross the mersey]

As predicted the aftershock hit B6 tonight - most of Birmingham is built above sandstone however it would appear that Villa Park is built upon "John stone" which unfortunately turns to jelly when under pressure
Chief architect Bruce stated
" despite being well supported the frackers continue to undermine the foundations I have put in place to stabilize the situation - let's face facts- we need to prepare ourselves for the likes of Darlington and Bury"  - yes folks, The Quakers and The Shakers !!!!

Good night folks - it's been a long day

[Lucky Eddie]

No comments; we're not sore losers at all are we 😂

I thought that was pretty good 👊🏼

[eamonn]

Quake humour done well.

[AsTallAsLions]

Warnrock is not the pun we need, but the one we deserve.

[pipe]

Clever piece of of writing, well done. Very "tongue in cheek"

[Toronto Villa]

Updated again as Wigan beat Man City

[villa `cross the mersey]

2.4. On the Richter scale has Sheffield all of a tremble

[villa `cross the mersey]

Earth quakes, blizzards and icy cold conditions ..........it will be a plague of locusts next
Its the end of the world I tell ya .......

[Virgil Caine]

Earth quakes, blizzards and icy cold conditions ..........it will be a plague of locusts next
Its the end of the world I tell ya .......

 I've got boils, add pestilence/plague to your list.