Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine

Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: villa `cross the mersey on February 18, 2018, 10:09:41 AM

Title: Aftershock
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on February 18, 2018, 10:09:41 AM: As predicted the aftershock hit B6 tonight - most of Birmingham is built above sandstone however it would appear that Villa Park is built upon "John stone" which unfortunately turns to jelly when under pressure
Chief architect Bruce stated
" despite being well supported the frackers continue to undermine the foundations I have put in place to stabilize the situation - let's face facts- we need to prepare ourselves for the likes of Darlington and Bury" - yes folks, The Quakers and The Shakers !!!!
:) :) :)
Good night folks - it's been a long day
Title: Re: Seismic Shock
Post by: Lucky Eddie on February 18, 2018, 09:53:56 PM: No comments; we're not sore losers at all are we 😂

I thought that was pretty good 👊🏼
Title: Re: Seismic Shock
Post by: eamonn on February 19, 2018, 08:33:53 AM: Quake humour done well.
Title: Re: Seismic Shock - updated
Post by: AsTallAsLions on February 19, 2018, 02:51:08 PM: Warnrock is not the pun we need, but the one we deserve.
Title: Re: Seismic Shock - updated
Post by: pipe on February 19, 2018, 05:52:37 PM: Clever piece of of writing, well done. Very "tongue in cheek"
Title: Re: Seismic Shock - updated
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 19, 2018, 10:26:22 PM: Updated again as Wigan beat Man City
Title: Re: Aftershock
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on February 25, 2018, 07:14:03 PM: 2.4. On the Richter scale has Sheffield all of a tremble
Title: Re: Aftershock
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on March 03, 2018, 11:15:14 AM: Earth quakes, blizzards and icy cold conditions ..........it will be a plague of locusts next
Its the end of the world I tell ya .......
Title: Re: Aftershock
Post by: Virgil Caine on March 03, 2018, 11:57:03 AM: Quote from: villa `cross the mersey on March 03, 2018, 11:15:14 AM
Earth quakes, blizzards and icy cold conditions ..........it will be a plague of locusts next
Its the end of the world I tell ya .......

I've got boils, add pestilence/plague to your list.