Birmingham City vs Aston Villa pre match thread

[l_mckay]

All the results at the top yesterday went are way so let's take advantage today. UTV!!!!

[saunders_heroes]

8.36am and he’s already posted an excuse just in case they lose.

[luke95]

If the unthinkable does happen, it will be a massive kick in the knackers. It won't define our season though, we shall just dust ourselves down, get back up and go again in the next match.
If we win, we'll be 8 points off the play offs, with another 30 odd games to play for. Be careful what you wish for.

The one thing I love about you noses is you always shoot yourselves in the foot by coming out with the very same arrogance of which you accuse us Villa of ...lol

[FrankyH]

8.36am and he’s already posted an excuse just in case they lose.

What about his excuse for taking time out to log on a Villa forum and post the usual shite they spout.

[Damo70]

If the unthinkable does happen, it will be a massive kick in the knackers. It won't define our season though, we shall just dust ourselves down, get back up and go again in the next match.
If we win, we'll be 8 points off the play offs, with another 30 odd games to play for. Be careful what you wish for.

I believe the phrase you were looking for was 30 odd games to play, not 30 odd games to play for. You PLAY FOR points and PLAY games.

I could home tutor you in English for a small fee if you like.

[QuintonVilla]

Just seen a picture on Twitter, their clapper boards are claret and blue. Yes really. You couldn't make this shit up.

[Rudy65]

Bless he's up early,  nightmares?

Nah, he has wet the bed. Again

[oldtimernow]

I admire your altruism.....but really you would need a large fee for the insurance cover

[Damo70]

Just seen a picture on Twitter, their clapper boards are claret and blue. Yes really. You couldn't make this shit up.

It's all about political correctness and being non exclusive.

[Axl Rose]

Just seen a picture on Twitter, their clapper boards are claret and blue. Yes really. You couldn't make this shit up.

Please post a photo if you can.

[Rudy65]

No nightmares, this is the one match that's worth getting up early for. I've got a couple of hours to kill before the pub opens, so I am trying to figure out how to convert a clapper board into a Millwall brick.
Keep right on, gents.

Lovely. Second post in and he is already getting violent

[LeeB]

No nightmares, this is the one match that's worth getting up early for. I've got a couple of hours to kill before the pub opens, so I am trying to figure out how to convert a clapper board into a Millwall brick.
Keep right on, gents.

He's going to miss kick off.

[auntiesledd]

8.36am and he’s already posted an excuse just in case they lose.

His mum probably put his Mickey Mouse alarm clock forward an hour last night (bless): thus he'll be even more confused than usual. Perhaps they'll let him into The Sty early so he can work out what to do with his clapper?

[Happy Abode]

Hutton, Snodgrass, Whelan and Kodge, none of whom like to be pushed around.
     

Finally,  a sentiment which I agree with. They're all perfectly capable of manuvering their own wheelchairs.

I've always wondered if people who post on other clubs forums have any friends.

High praise from a bloke with 14 k posts on a forum. Cheers Damo

[auntiesledd]

Quite why The Rags have gone to the expense of providing clappers is a mystery to me - since they could've instructed their wonderful REAL BRUMMIE supporters to rub their hind legs together to make a similar racket.