Birmingham City vs Aston Villa pre match thread

[Lambert and Payne]

I saw H&V has its own dedicated thread on one of their forums.

Bless.

https://www.that lot.com/read.php?1,2346959

The first post sounds like that prick/fan spokes person dave woodhall would come out with always Nausing the feck out of everyone how much class villa have!...

We've made friends! You're up, Mr. Woodhall...

The nazi saluting, paedophile excusing, murderer celebrating football club.

1st Point. We refused to do the Nazi salute, and then were forced to do it the next game, am I correct?
2nd Point. Thats surely libel?
3rd Point. I mean, they sing songs about Chris Priest so the murderer celebrating thing is glass houses.

[ciggiesnbeer]

I love being described as elitist though. Please let that stick.

[QuintonVilla]

They're having clappers on Sunday  That's not very Zulu is it?

They can't sell 24,000 tickets and now they're having clappers. What are they doing to our derby? Tinpot bastards.

[saunders_heroes]

Wait.. how did Bruce "sell out" to come to us?

He was unemployed.

I think they’re still not over the fact Bruce said “I’ve been waiting 20 years for a job like this” when he took over at the Villa.
It really really hurt them.

[Chris Jameson]

I love being described as elitist though. Please let that stick.

Elitist ‘scrum’.

[tomd2103]

I love being described as elitist though. Please let that stick.

Elitist ‘scrum’.

With a "tiny willy" as well apparently.

[atomicjam]

Reading that forum only makes sense to me when listening to Herbert Chappell, The Gonk at the same time...

[Ads]

"Working class Brummies" as the majority of them skulk back over the border to wotking class Solihull and working class Knowle (insert affluent Warwickshire place of choice).

[ChicagoLion]

its Difficult to get more small time than Clappers.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

I hope they haven't produced too many clappers, what with them struggling to fill the Sty again for their Cup Final. It would be such a waste of their transfer budget.

They make Coventry look big time. They, we and the wider football family know the truth.

Edit: Just seen a photo of their clappers, 'The City is Blue' printed on them. I can only think the city is blue from laughing at them.

[QuintonVilla]

I hope they haven't produced too many clappers, what with them struggling to fill the Sty again for their Cup Final. It would be such a waste of their transfer budget.

They make Coventry look big time. They, we and the wider football family know the truth.

Edit: Just seen a photo of their clappers, 'The City is Blue' printed on them. I can only think the city is blue from laughing at them.

Everyone at their club fails to see the irony in having clappers with "Our City Is Blue" on when they can't sell 24,000 tickets.

[Axl Rose]

I hope they haven't produced too many clappers, what with them struggling to fill the Sty again for their Cup Final. It would be such a waste of their transfer budget.

They make Coventry look big time. They, we and the wider football family know the truth.

Edit: Just seen a photo of their clappers, 'The City is Blue' printed on them. I can only think the city is blue from laughing at them.

Can you post a photo of their clapper things on here? I'm in urgent need of hilarity.

[Ads]

Clappers? Trololololololol.

[QuintonVilla]

Clappers? Trololololololol.

They're trying desperately on Twitter to gloss over it by sayings things like "Vile had balloons last year", "Vile sang on the steps of the Holte one time". Even they know in their heads that clappers will never be topped or forgotten though. The epitome of small time. Those big bad Zulus will be fuming as clappers don't go well with their hard men reputation (in their own heads).

[in exile]

Why the fuck read their forum(s)?
Have you no pride?