Birmingham City vs Aston Villa pre match thread

[Lambert and Payne]

For every pink balloon and flag that you wave,
While a gate is open and you gesture, so brave.
While you sit in the Holte singing Yippee i ay,
Don't forget the Witton Arms was Blue for a day.

Keep Right On versus Yippee i oh,
A great football anthem v I don't even know.
Every time that you call us obsessed,
We just fecking hate you, no more or no less.

Before he sold out and took money to switch,
Your manager, Bruce, he danced on your pitch.
Your cute little flags for the Bradford semi,
But you've won feck all now for well over twenty.

A smug, cocky club with a thick gobshite owner,
He slags off the Blues and you all get a boner.
You think that we're jealous but I promise it's pity,
We're Blue and we'll always be Birmingham City.

Weirdos

[Damo70]

It might just have been me but in his pre match interview Cotterill seemed nervous. We are obviously the better team but unlike in some previous years I don't know enough about their players to know who may or may not have the character to thrive on an occasion like this.

[Chinchilla Bathhouse]

For every pink balloon and flag that you wave,
While a gate is open and you gesture, so brave.
While you sit in the Holte singing Yippee i ay,
Don't forget the Witton Arms was Blue for a day.

Keep Right On versus Yippee i oh,
A great football anthem v I don't even know.
Every time that you call us obsessed,
We just fecking hate you, no more or no less.

Before he sold out and took money to switch,
Your manager, Bruce, he danced on your pitch.
Your cute little flags for the Bradford semi,
But you've won feck all now for well over twenty.

A smug, cocky club with a thick gobshite owner,
He slags off the Blues and you all get a boner.
You think that we're jealous but I promise it's pity,
We're Blue and we'll always be Birmingham City.

Weirdos

I never knew Carol Ann Duffy was a Nose.

[Damo70]

That was a decent effort for a nose. But as everything with them it ended on a sad note.

'We're blue and we'll always be Birmingham City'.

[Ads]

They surely are Birmingham City. Apart from the part when they were Small Heath Alliance and just Birmingham.

They've always been shit though. Utter fucking dog shit.

[auntiesledd]

I don't care how: just do the gormless B'astards. Pretty please.

[dave.woodhall]

If I wanted to show that I wasn't obsessed with something I'm not sure writing a poem about it would be the best way but whatever floats your boat.

[Ads]

He did it in his best crayon though.

[garyshawsknee]

That was a decent effort for a nose. But as everything with them it ended on a sad note.

'We're blue and we'll always be Birmingham City'.

Must be hard to hold a crayon without opposable thumbs.

[Lambert and Payne]

http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/birmingham-city-vs-aston-villa-13807849

Id have Jota or Boga over Snodgrass for the mobility

Kodja is a close one, but i really like Vassell and Adams

I wouldnt take any of their players

Myself and the bloggers had to answer a few questions prior to the derby, one was about taking a Villa player, i couldnt think of one

Picking their goalkeeper over Stockdale or Kucszsak

No Jota

fecking disgusting rag

They should burn down the offices

Villa bastards

feck off

If Ronaldo Messi and Lewandowski played for Villa, they'd believe they had three better players. They really are thick.

[ciggiesnbeer]

Wait.. how did Bruce "sell out" to come to us?

He was unemployed.

[Ads]

There was also a 9 year gap.

[SoccerHQ]

Yes our no mark defence contains a champions league and multiple premier league winner and a euro 2016 semi finalist.

SHA signed their left back from Oldham.

[Damo70]

They seem surprised that a Newcastle supporter who played for and/or managed Gillingham, Norwich, Manchester United, Small Heath, Sheffield United, Huddersfield, Crystal Palace, Wigan, Sunderland and Hull could 'sell out' and manage the Villa. Do they expect him to bleed blue and white blood?

[SoccerHQ]

I saw H&V has its own dedicated thread on one of their forums.

Bless.