Aston Villa v Middlesbrough (League Cup) - Match Thread

[Mister E]

These Tees commentators really are a throwback to Smashy and Nicey, with a few sarky comments about the almost-empty VP.

[PaulWinch again]

Sounds like a belter.

[passport1]

The chap who regularly boos with gusto behind the commentary postion for the club site has just exclaimed "its like watching paint dry!"

[Toronto Villa]

Alan Hutton seems to be working hard

Something that needs to be carved into his head stone. Followed by "even though the winger ran by him"

[SoccerHQ]

Elphick red card.

Boro penalty.

[Toronto Villa]

Elphick red card.

Boro penalty.

Fucking marvelous*

*stated in high pitched hysterical voice

[Mister E]

I think that is the end of Elphick's Villa career.

[Mellin]

Thanks for popping in Tommy.

[Louzie0]

Elphick off, penalty

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

Penalty for them...Elphick off !

[maigrait]

Elphick tw@t

[four fornicholl]

C'mon Jed, earn your spurs

[Dave]

So, back to that "worst ever centre back pairing" conversation...

Richards to come on and save the day?

[kippaxvilla2]

Just fcuk off and Headbutt a post you fcukin liability.

[TheTimVilla]

Nice one, Mad Tommy