Barnsley v Merchants of Sadness Pre-Match Thread

[Jimbo]

Dirty Northern Racists 1 - Filthy Midlands Paedos 1

[Three Spires Villa]

Dull 0-0 or 1-1. All neutrals watching on Sky will be thinking thank God this lot are not in the prem, & Bruce clings on

[Neil Hawkes]

We are hard to beat at least. Kodjia to grab a goal and we cling on to the bitter end to win 1-0

This, perhaps, is one of the saddest statements as to our predicament; "we are hard to beat at least".
In this division I long for the day when the statement is "so who are we beating today?"

[brontebilly]

Think Bruce will get a result here. Onomoah back in for Lansbury, De Laet for Elmo and Adamoah for Bjarnason.

[Tony Erdington]

 Inside the head of Stevie wonder,  Our luck!, (bruces luck) has got to change.

[Ads]

Dirty Northern Racists 1 - Filthy Midlands Paedos 1

I hope nobody takes ill when we play Bolton and I describe them as Drum Wankers.

[mr underhill]

is it possible to refer to an opponent in non pejorative way? Please?

[Ads]

is it possible to refer to an opponent in non pejorative way? Please?

I'm sure its possible for you to do that yes.

[XXVilla]

Doesn't matter how many times we shuffle the pack we're shit. 1-0

[Damo70]

Doesn't matter how many times we shuffle the pack we're shit. 1-0

I believe that was Brucie's (Forsythe not Steve) first catchphrase attempt until he came up with "Don't touch the back we'll be right back".

[JD]

If you're going Bruce, don't go out on your arse, go out swinging.

When they kick at your front door
How you gonna come
with your hands on your head
or on the trigger of your gun?

Always wanted to shoe-horn that line into a Villa forum

Bravo Chico

Oh, I think we are going to win very boringly.

[maigrait]

I'm not sure I care anymore - maybe 1-0 to Barnsley

[Drummond]

Dirty Northern Racists 1 - Filthy Midlands Paedos 1

I hope nobody takes ill when we play Bolton and I describe them as Drum Wankers.

So do I. Though not sure why they would.

[gpbarr]

2-0 defeat. Nothing new. Terrible performance, no ideas, same old excuses, another nail in the coffin.

[berneboy]

1-1

And another day nearer to Mr Bruce departing at the end of September.