Barnsley v Merchants of Sadness Pre-Match Thread

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We were asked to stop it, but seeing as so much stock is being put into this by the cloth cap dwelling fraternity when I think of Barnsley, in my minds eye I think of racist twats.

I don't think of fancy football or marbled streets or any more culture than you'd find in your average Muller yoghurt. I think of dead beat racists making monkey chants. Are they all racist? I doubt it.

The same way as when I think of Sheffield Wednesday, i no longer think of them as a classier bunch, I think of a load of blokes singing about Pakis at 5 to 3 in a Birmingham suburb in 2017.

If it makes your delicate northern sensibilities any better, I cannot think of Spurs and what massive wankers they are without the Villa and likely Brummie c*** bags making gassing noises, the shower of twats that they were and probably still are.

These are just the first thoughts that conjure in my mind when I think of other clubs, none of whom I like. Including ours.

How seriously you want to take it, and apparently it's quite a lot, is up to you.

I hope we bladder the monkey chanting cock ends.

[l_mckay]

Can't see us winning away,1-0 to them

[Legion]

Ok, can we end this please?

Please.

[cheltenhamlion]

Win the next two and we are 12 points from 6 games and where we ought to be.

Crikey this is such a massive game.

So what am I doing? Ditching the first 3 games and just working with the following six?

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Yes, I am clearly racist. Or you have no idea what the word means.

Apologies Legion and Dave but I couldn't leave such gross stupidity.

Anyhoo, Barnsley ah.

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Win the next two and we are 12 points from 6 games and where we ought to be.

Crikey this is such a massive game.

So what am I doing? Ditching the first 3 games and just working with the following six?

Bruce claimed Norwich to be a corner turned, that can only be true if we win the next two. I have chosen 6 games as a block, others may see the whole or larger/smaller blocks of games at their discretion.

[PaulTheVillan]

2-0 to them

[Malandro]

Yes, I am clearly racist. Or you have no idea what the word means.

Apologies Legion and Dave but I couldn't leave such gross stupidity.

Anyhoo, Barnsley ah.

I apologise, I was trying to make the point about grouping people together. I certainly do not think you are a racist.

[Chris Jameson]

I hear the manager of the England Women's team is a racist now.

[richtheholtender]

"Only results matter"

3-0

[taylorsworkrate]

Johnstone

De Laet
Terry
Chester
Taylor

Jedinak
Hourihane

O'Hare

Adomah
Hogan
Kodjia

Adomah and Kodjia wide and O'Hare in behind Hogan. Jedinak to sit and Hourihane to get forward. That would be my team for Saturday. I think it's time to give Davis a couple of games from the bench.

[Des Little]

Barnsley 0 Villa 2. Kodjia and Hourihane. Put your dinner money on it and thank me on Monday.

[Drummond]

Ok, can we end this please?

Please.

We can. However unpalatable it may be.

[Axl Rose]

Only place I've ever seen and heard overt monkey noises made against our players, the racist northern twats.

A bit of a tarnish all with the same brush type of attitude, no?

If I took you seriously, I might be a bit offended, as none of my 'northern' mates make monkey noises, nor are racist.

Give it a rest with your boring generalisations.

Get offended all you like cup cake, it wont stop Barnsley being racist twats. Or Sheffield Wednesday for that matter, they can be lumped on the racist wankers list after last season.

Cup cake? Haha. Deary me.

And I think you conveniently overlooked the 'if I took you seriously' part.

But anyway, carry on.

Why waste bandwidth commenting then? And you call me boring. Deary me indeed.

Replying to you isn't a waste of bandwidth. Far from it. I didn't like what you were saying, hence the responses.

Anyway, no offence caused, I hope, and apologies to the Mods.

Let's just beat Barnsley.

[Deano's Mullet]

We are hard to beat at least. Kodjia to grab a goal and we cling on to the bitter end to win 1-0