It's about time Shoddy had his own song. I suggest "the Scottish messi" in the style of Alan Huttons "the Scottish cafu"
How about this, to the Top Cat theme:
Snodgrass
The unbelievable Snodgrass
He's gonna leave you all
breathless as he lines up a free-
Kick that he'll hit powerfully
Snodgrass
The unmistakable scary hairy man
He's the boss, he's the VIP, in the Championship
He's the most top class
Snodgrass
I should probably do some work...