Colchester United vs Aston Villa (League Cup) Pre-Match Thread

[Breezeblock]

80% of posters.

...in schools have "Comic Sans" font somewhere on them

[Damo70]

I'm going for 0-3 or 1-3. If I'm right then enjoy it as it will probably be the only game this season where we score three goals.

[PeterWithesShin]

I'm going for 0-3 or 1-3. If I'm right then enjoy it as it will probably be the only game month this season where we score three goals.

Fixed.

[AV5nobs]

God help SB if the score was 1-3 tonight, the misanthropy on here would go into a frenzy with the one goal conceded.

[Ads]

Why did we force Ads out? We all agree with the team he's picking now, but when he was in charge it was nothing but "WE'RE NOT FICKLE, WE JUST DON'T LIKE ADS" banners and, admittedly hilarious, chants questioning his parentage.

I hope you're all proud of yourselves.

Once you get a taste of Ads, no the Ads, you all come back. Eventually.

[Mossie Hennebry]

Is this one on the box?

[PeterWithesShin]

Is this one on the box?

Yep, it's on Sky.

[tomd2103]

Is this one on the box?

Yep, it's on Sky.

Doesn't bode well does it!!

[Tayls_7]

God help SB if the score was 1-3 tonight, the misanthropy on here would go into a frenzy with the one goal conceded.

Just concentrate on your point of view and allow others to have theirs. You needn't lose any of your teddies.

[Villa Lew]

Weather looks terrible around the Colchester area, heavy rain, flooding and thunderstorms. Could the match be in doubt?

[walsall villain]

Weather looks terrible around the Colchester area, heavy rain, flooding and thunderstorms. Could the match be in doubt?

No, it's on Sky, we will be wearing claret chestwaders.

[PGW]

According to Twitter this morning the Colchester groundsman has taken precautions with plastic sheeting or
something like!!!

[Legion]

According to Twitter this morning the Colchester groundsman has taken precautions with plastic sheeting or
something like!!!

Won't that be a bit slippy to play on in football boots?

[The Edge]

80% of posters.

?🤔

...in student digs are of a female tennis player scratching her arse?

I used to know a bloke who claimed he had shagged her!

There's a good chance, the shot was taken at Edgbaston and she resided in the city.

I'm not joining in this it's too classy and highbrow for my liking.

[The Edge]

For what it matters, I agree with AV5nobs

I agree with 80% of what he said.