John Terry - Gone

[cdbearsfan]

Maybe he's only signing for us in an evil Mirror World.

[villa `cross the mersey]

Lets hope Teresa May comes in with a late offer of £1b for him to join the Tories - they have a habit of having Chelsea Kit Wankers in the cabinet

[brian green]

I don't think the Tory to whom you allude actually wanked in his Chelsea strip.  I think you will find it was full coitus horribalis.

[brian green]

Allegedly.

[saunders_heroes]

I don't think the Tory to whom you allude actually wanked in his Chelsea strip.  I think you will find it was full coitus horribalis.

David Mellor? Although he's certainly a smarmy Tory knob, those stories about him shagging in his Chelsea kit were completely made up by Max Clifford.

[villa `cross the mersey]

I don't think the Tory to whom you allude actually wanked in his Chelsea strip.  I think you will find it was full coitus horribalis.

Was it not spitis roastius

[brian green]

If it was made up by Max Clifford it is a shame because it was the only interesting thing I thought David Mellor ever did.

It also appealed to my love of serendipity in great literature, Mellor almost being the name of the gardener who plaited wild flowers into Lady Chatterley's lower abdomen.

[saunders_heroes]

If it was made up by Max Clifford it is a shame because it was the only interesting thing I thought David Mellor ever did.

It also appealed to my love of serendipity in great literature, Mellor almost being the name of the gardener who plaited wild flowers into Lady Chatterley's lower abdomen.

I'm still haunted by Mellor's "red hot soccer chat" tag line from 606 all those years ago. What were the BBC thinking!

[LeeB]

Lets hope Teresa May comes in with a late offer of £1b for him to join the Tories - they have a habit of having Chelsea Kit Wankers in the cabinet

They could bamboozle the EU with some red hot soccer chat.

[Ads]

1st July on Saturday (dafuq has happened to the year?) so he will be a free agent. 

[OzVilla]

If it was made up by Max Clifford it is a shame because it was the only interesting thing I thought David Mellor ever did.

It also appealed to my love of serendipity in great literature, Mellor almost being the name of the gardener who plaited wild flowers into Lady Chatterley's lower abdomen.

I'm still haunted by Mellor's "red hot soccer chat" tag line from 606 all those years ago. What were the BBC thinking!

"Hello footie nuts". They then compounded it further by employing DJ Spooney.

[saunders_heroes]

If it was made up by Max Clifford it is a shame because it was the only interesting thing I thought David Mellor ever did.

It also appealed to my love of serendipity in great literature, Mellor almost being the name of the gardener who plaited wild flowers into Lady Chatterley's lower abdomen.

I'm still haunted by Mellor's "red hot soccer chat" tag line from 606 all those years ago. What were the BBC thinking!

"Hello footie nuts". They then compounded it further by employing DJ Spooney.

Oh god yeah, I forgot about that prat.

[yammers]

Couldn't care less what the mother Theresa's think of him, if he helps us get back up I will be grateful.

You have to be "Mother Theresa" to think calling someone a "fucking black c***" is unacceptable?

You seem to have a very high tolerance of racism.

I'm going to take a wild guess... Leave voter?

Leave voter? So all leave voters are racist?! How arrogant and ignorant are you!!

[cdbearsfan]

No, they just tend to have a higher tolerance of racism. As evidenced by the pro-Leave press, which could generally be substituted for Der Sturmer.

Incidentally the number of fans voting in favour of signing Terry is almost exactly the same as the percentage who voted in favour of Leave on the "Should we stay or should we go" thread. If we deduce the "not bothered" votes it's 37.4% Terry vs 37.7% Leave. So drawing  the parallel is valid, at least among H&V posters.

Most Leave voters I've spoken to are a bit racist, if that helps?

[yammers]

I voted to leave and I'm not in the bit racist, homophobic or anything else that you care to label a 'leave' voter!
I for one do not want Terry here either for the very reasons that you have pointed out throughout this thread but to make such flippant comments about how a person votes I find insulting.