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Author Topic: John Terry - Gone  (Read 549675 times)

Offline cdbearsfan

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Re: John Terry - contract offer
« Reply #645 on: June 27, 2017, 06:51:07 PM »
Maybe he's only signing for us in an evil Mirror World.

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Re: John Terry - contract offer
« Reply #646 on: June 27, 2017, 06:53:17 PM »
Lets hope Teresa May comes in with a late offer of £1b for him to join the Tories - they have a habit of having Chelsea Kit Wankers in the cabinet

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Re: John Terry - contract offer
« Reply #647 on: June 27, 2017, 07:02:28 PM »
I don't think the Tory to whom you allude actually wanked in his Chelsea strip.  I think you will find it was full coitus horribalis.

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Re: John Terry - contract offer
« Reply #648 on: June 27, 2017, 07:03:04 PM »
Allegedly.

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Re: John Terry - contract offer
« Reply #649 on: June 27, 2017, 07:12:01 PM »
I don't think the Tory to whom you allude actually wanked in his Chelsea strip.  I think you will find it was full coitus horribalis.

David Mellor? Although he's certainly a smarmy Tory knob, those stories about him shagging in his Chelsea kit were completely made up by Max Clifford.
« Last Edit: June 27, 2017, 07:23:23 PM by saunders_heroes »

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Re: John Terry - contract offer
« Reply #650 on: June 27, 2017, 07:13:20 PM »
I don't think the Tory to whom you allude actually wanked in his Chelsea strip.  I think you will find it was full coitus horribalis.
Was it not spitis roastius ;)

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Re: John Terry - contract offer
« Reply #651 on: June 27, 2017, 07:26:11 PM »
If it was made up by Max Clifford it is a shame because it was the only interesting thing I thought David Mellor ever did.

It also appealed to my love of serendipity in great literature, Mellor almost being the name of the gardener who plaited wild flowers into Lady Chatterley's lower abdomen.

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Re: John Terry - contract offer
« Reply #652 on: June 27, 2017, 07:39:01 PM »
If it was made up by Max Clifford it is a shame because it was the only interesting thing I thought David Mellor ever did.

It also appealed to my love of serendipity in great literature, Mellor almost being the name of the gardener who plaited wild flowers into Lady Chatterley's lower abdomen.

I'm still haunted by Mellor's "red hot soccer chat" tag line from 606 all those years ago. What were the BBC thinking!

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Re: John Terry - contract offer
« Reply #653 on: June 27, 2017, 07:39:01 PM »
Lets hope Teresa May comes in with a late offer of £1b for him to join the Tories - they have a habit of having Chelsea Kit Wankers in the cabinet

They could bamboozle the EU with some red hot soccer chat.

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Re: John Terry - contract offer
« Reply #654 on: June 27, 2017, 07:48:27 PM »
1st July on Saturday (dafuq has happened to the year?) so he will be a free agent. 

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Re: John Terry - contract offer
« Reply #655 on: June 27, 2017, 08:17:32 PM »
If it was made up by Max Clifford it is a shame because it was the only interesting thing I thought David Mellor ever did.

It also appealed to my love of serendipity in great literature, Mellor almost being the name of the gardener who plaited wild flowers into Lady Chatterley's lower abdomen.

I'm still haunted by Mellor's "red hot soccer chat" tag line from 606 all those years ago. What were the BBC thinking!

"Hello footie nuts". They then compounded it further by employing DJ Spooney.

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Re: John Terry - contract offer
« Reply #656 on: June 27, 2017, 08:19:07 PM »
If it was made up by Max Clifford it is a shame because it was the only interesting thing I thought David Mellor ever did.

It also appealed to my love of serendipity in great literature, Mellor almost being the name of the gardener who plaited wild flowers into Lady Chatterley's lower abdomen.

I'm still haunted by Mellor's "red hot soccer chat" tag line from 606 all those years ago. What were the BBC thinking!

"Hello footie nuts". They then compounded it further by employing DJ Spooney.

Oh god yeah, I forgot about that prat.

Offline yammers

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Re: John Terry - contract offer
« Reply #657 on: June 27, 2017, 08:24:32 PM »
Couldn't care less what the mother Theresa's think of him, if he helps us get back up I will be grateful.

You have to be "Mother Theresa" to think calling someone a "fucking black c***" is unacceptable?

You seem to have a very high tolerance of racism.

I'm going to take a wild guess... Leave voter?

Leave voter? So all leave voters are racist?! How arrogant and ignorant are you!!

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Re: John Terry - contract offer
« Reply #658 on: June 27, 2017, 08:26:05 PM »
No, they just tend to have a higher tolerance of racism. As evidenced by the pro-Leave press, which could generally be substituted for Der Sturmer.

Incidentally the number of fans voting in favour of signing Terry is almost exactly the same as the percentage who voted in favour of Leave on the "Should we stay or should we go" thread. If we deduce the "not bothered" votes it's 37.4% Terry vs 37.7% Leave. So drawing  the parallel is valid, at least among H&V posters.

Most Leave voters I've spoken to are a bit racist, if that helps?
« Last Edit: June 27, 2017, 08:30:26 PM by cdbullyweefan »

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Re: John Terry - contract offer
« Reply #659 on: June 27, 2017, 08:32:08 PM »
I voted to leave and I'm not in the bit racist, homophobic or anything else that you care to label a 'leave' voter!
I for one do not want Terry here either for the very reasons that you have pointed out throughout this thread but to make such flippant comments about how a person votes I find insulting.

 


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