Blackburn Rovers v Aston Villa first 11 fans into the ground Pre-Match Thread

[PeterWithesShin]

Saturday might involve the most passionate support a Blackburn side has ever witnessed with 7000 away fans cheering them on..

This could be one of the funniest things ever

I remember Man city where we fucked about, conceded a goal and then Curle had to catch the thing to give us a pen

And the City fans cheered us on that day - brilliant

[brian green]

I had already lined up Stephen Hawking for a Villa trial.  Bloody inconsiderate of him to croak just when we need him.  How can he write about The Meaning Of Everything when he has not lost away to Blackburn and relegated Small Heath?  My Plan B was Ivor Powell ex Villa skipper.  Took Rhyl to Wembley aged 99.  Another big disappointment opting for being brown bread when needed.

[Des Little]

I don't think Hawking is dead?  At the very least I'm sure he'd pass a late fitness test.

[PeterWithesShin]

I had already lined up Stephen Hawking for a Villa trial.  Bloody inconsiderate of him to croak just when we need him.  How can he write about The Meaning Of Everything when he has not lost away to Blackburn and relegated Small Heath?  My Plan B was Ivor Powell ex Villa skipper.  Took Rhyl to Wembley aged 99.  Another big disappointment opting for being brown bread when needed.

When did Hawking die?

[brian green]

I hope he is still alive he owes me for a Christmas tree.

[brian green]

Probably my mistake I was confusing him with Kirk Douglas.

[PeterWithesShin]

Also still alive.

[brentastonb6]

My Nan is 97 and never kicked a football in her life. The Villa team coach will have to pick her up from Kings Norton and the coach will need to have a stairlift installed but despite this she'd  be delighted to play centre half.

She sounds like some already playing here ! Too good for first team but I'll second her being on the bench 😊

[manic-road]

 

Also still alive.

 

[brentastonb6]

Forgot to put HookeySmith down for defence- I'm sure he came on to the pitch after one of the invaders yesterday -
Never got anywhere near the fucker he was so slow! That's the pre match form we're looking for 😂😂😂😂😂

[brian green]

You are thinking of his son, the one in The Wall of Wolf Street.

[PeterWithesShin]

So not the Kirk Douglas who was 100 in December and is still alive?

[PeterWithe]

Listen, dead or alive, he's in.

[Three Spires Villa]

Regardless of small heath, I dont  think we will win this anyway, the way we are playing we will struggle.

[Des Little]

Listen, dead or alive, he's in.

Pete Burns will definitely fail a fitness test.