That lot Again v Jawdies Pre-Match thread

[Tayls_7]

Lose 5 in a roe? I don't think we will flounder, just be a bit crappie. After all, we have nothing to lose being mere minnows and small fry to them. Might put a few squid on a us winning Perhaps i should mullet over. Be nice to knock them off their perch at their plaice. A few too many fish puns I think. I will call a crab. Or maybe I (like our fishy northern jawdie) should get on my pike....up the villa! Whatever the score on mon, we will have a whale of a time.

Oh p##s off!

[wince]

He was nothing more than a little scampi. Even if we lose, we will limpet through. I have done a lot of puns now, I wouldn't want to be shellfish....in seriousness I think we may batter the geordies. I am wishing we do as my brother in law is a barcode and a bellend

[The Left Side]

He was nothing more than a little scampi. Even if we lose, we will limpet through. I have done a lot of puns now, I wouldn't want to be shellfish....in seriousness I think we may batter the geordies. I am wishing we do as my brother in law is a barcode and a bellend

We shall sea

[wince]

Tayls_7 I will trawl for more puns😉 I have over fished mine. In all seriousness why are they still whinging over a banner? Nose levels of obsession but they share a kinship with our stripey equally obsessed neighbours. They are just a monochrome Sunderland who sound the same.....

[four fornicholl]

Tayls_7 I will trawl for more puns😉 I have over fished mine. In all seriousness why are they still whinging over a banner? Nose levels of obsession but they share a kinship with our stripey equally obsessed neighbours. They are just a monochrome Sunderland who sound the same.....

He will take some platyfying.

[Ian.]

"I will love it if we beat them, love it"

[BOB MANSFIELD]

Bream on.
4-1

[adrenachrome]

I think we will this game.

We have plumbed depths of such chronic ineptitude that they will not hold us in any regard whatseover and we will only need a coefficient of gellling of 43% to fuck them up their complacent cracks.

[The Edge]

Come on fellas, you're being very unfair.

Say what you like about Newcastle and their fans, but please leave Stotties out of this, they are truly wonderful (really).

What's a stottie?

[The Edge]

I think The Fish fingers himself a lot

The winner 👏👏👏

[wince]

Stottie is north east bread and is quite nice. But will stick to a cheese cob as I'm posher

[BOB MANSFIELD]

I think we will this game.

We have plumbed depths of such chronic ineptitude that they will not hold us in any regard whatseover and we will only need a coefficient of gellling of 43% to fuck them up their complacent cracks.

It is quite possible.....but maybe you have not taken into account the anti-gelling co-efficient of an early goal for them. In fact the anti-coagulant factor would be about 1 mega-tonne on the dihorea hi hey scale and thus prevent any gelling above 1% I calculate.

[The Edge]

The Fish should watch out. He might get battered.
P.s just a joke not a threat😉

[Goldie.7]

1-1 or 2-2.

[ciggiesnbeer]

Obviously they will win. Whether is an "unlucky" loss by a self inflicted goal or a thrashing is probably the only question. Respect to Villa fans who are going.