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Offline Bad English

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Re: Bruce out!!1@"*!1£$% NOW!
« Reply #20955 on: October 03, 2018, 02:25:57 PM »
White cabbage is dense and heavy. I would not like to be hit in the mush with one.

Not funny at all.*

*I may be fibbing.

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Re: Bruce out!!1@"*!1£$% NOW!
« Reply #20956 on: October 03, 2018, 02:28:20 PM »
Chinese cabbage...was Dr.Tone in the crowd?

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Re: Bruce out!!1@"*!1£$% NOW!
« Reply #20957 on: October 03, 2018, 02:28:51 PM »
White cabbage is dense and heavy. I would not like to be hit in the mush with one.

Not funny at all.*

*I may be fibbing.

tis true. I'm guessing the legal arguements will be based on the type of cabbage used in the offence and obviously they will have to bring in a ballistics expert who's dealt with cabbage inflicted injuries before

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Re: Bruce out!!1@"*!1£$% NOW!
« Reply #20958 on: October 03, 2018, 02:30:56 PM »
Chucking anything at anyone is completely unacceptable.

What about if they sort of bowled it gently in his general direction?

We really need to be clear about this, as there is a risk that the legal niceties will deter people from future Brassica-based abuse, which let's face it is quite funny.
« Last Edit: October 03, 2018, 02:34:04 PM by SamTheMouse »

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Re: Bruce out!!1@"*!1£$% NOW!
« Reply #20959 on: October 03, 2018, 02:39:28 PM »
I wanna know what the police are planning to charge the Phantom Cabbage Thrower with? Carrying a concealed Vegatable? Assault with a deadly salad ingrediant? . if its a public order offence won't they have to round up the other couple of thousand effing and blinding at Bruce? I mean we live in an age where you can get burgled and you're lucky if the police will turn up a day later, let alone investigate who's done it. Seems Bruce has lost his sense of humour and proportion the same time as his coaching skills.

It's nothing to do with Bruce. A missile thrown inside a football ground is high up the scale of public order offences and anyone caught for it will be lucky not to be prosecuted.

Depends on your definition of a missile.

Let's go with the legal one.


well yeah, so that includes footballs, season tickets, loo rolls, inflatables in fact anything that's thrown in a purposeful  direction. They may well have arrested people for that but i'm guessing they probably used common sense

You do it anywhere, whether at a match or in the street,  where a lot of people are gathered with a heavy police presence and CCTV cameras, then see what happens.

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Re: Bruce out!!1@"*!1£$% NOW!
« Reply #20960 on: October 03, 2018, 02:41:05 PM »
Chucking anything at anyone is completely unacceptable.

What about if they sort of bowled it gently in his general direction?

We really need to be clear about this, as there is a risk that the legal niceties will deter people from future Brassica-based abuse, which let's face it is quite funny.

I'd go with UNDERARM - OK. OVERARM - 6 MONTHS

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Re: Bruce out!!1@"*!1£$% NOW!
« Reply #20961 on: October 03, 2018, 02:43:02 PM »
Chucking anything at anyone is completely unacceptable.

What about if they sort of bowled it gently in his general direction?

We really need to be clear about this, as there is a risk that the legal niceties will deter people from future Brassica-based abuse.

Agreed. There is no easy answer to this STM. We are in a bit of a pickle, aren't we?

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Re: Bruce out!!1@"*!1£$% NOW!
« Reply #20962 on: October 03, 2018, 02:43:06 PM »
And who screamed vitriol into his face and how did they leave the stands to do that?
You don't think he turned round during the whole match?

FFS, why are you desperately trying to defend this?

You have no idea if he did, you're the one exaggerating not me.
I was sat in the Trinity and saw the abuse during the game and when he walked off.

So no one screamed it in his face then. Unless we have a different definition of what that means. Shouting it where he may hear it and screaming vitriol into his face are different things to me.
People less than 10 feet away were screaming directly at him, as he looked at them, things like "Brucey fuck off you fat useless ******" as he walked off the pitch.  Semantics aside, do you think that is acceptable?

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Re: Bruce out!!1@"*!1£$% NOW!
« Reply #20963 on: October 03, 2018, 02:44:29 PM »
I wanna know what the police are planning to charge the Phantom Cabbage Thrower with? Carrying a concealed Vegatable? Assault with a deadly salad ingrediant? . if its a public order offence won't they have to round up the other couple of thousand effing and blinding at Bruce? I mean we live in an age where you can get burgled and you're lucky if the police will turn up a day later, let alone investigate who's done it. Seems Bruce has lost his sense of humour and proportion the same time as his coaching skills.

It's nothing to do with Bruce. A missile thrown inside a football ground is high up the scale of public order offences and anyone caught for it will be lucky not to be prosecuted.

Depends on your definition of a missile.

Let's go with the legal one.


well yeah, so that includes footballs, season tickets, loo rolls, inflatables in fact anything that's thrown in a purposeful  direction. They may well have arrested people for that but i'm guessing they probably used common sense

You do it anywhere, whether at a match or in the street,  where a lot of people are gathered with a heavy police presence and CCTV cameras, then see what happens.

Thats whay i'm saying. People throw things at a football match all the time and don't get arrested. It's a cabbage not a coin or a brick.

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Re: Bruce out!!1@"*!1£$% NOW!
« Reply #20964 on: October 03, 2018, 02:52:34 PM »
The cabbage has got its own Twitter account.    It tweeted it should have taken the penalty. 
Not kidding , it’s trending. 
« Last Edit: October 03, 2018, 03:07:28 PM by TonyD »

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Re: Bruce out!!1@"*!1£$% NOW!
« Reply #20965 on: October 03, 2018, 02:53:53 PM »
It doesn't matter what it is - if it's thrown at someone and can cause harm, which this obviously can, it's a missile and throwing it is an offence. Good luck to anyone going Not Guilty on that one.

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Re: Bruce out!!1@"*!1£$% NOW!
« Reply #20966 on: October 03, 2018, 02:54:17 PM »
People less than 10 feet away were screaming directly at him, as he looked at them, things like "Brucey fuck off you fat useless c***" as he walked off the pitch.  Semantics aside, do you think that is acceptable?

What about that specific phrase is unacceptable?  I assume you'd be ok with "Steve you've failed twice, walk away and let someone who does tactics have a go" so is it the swearing or calling him fat that makes it 'vile'? Also, I refer back to the post by OMVF a page or so back, you have to remember that this is directed at Steve Bruce (Aston Villa Manager) not the person. He is proving to be useless and most of us agree he needs to fuck off if we want to be promoted.

I personally wouldn't shout abuse at someone like that, I just think some of the reactions to him getting shit from the crowd are suggesting a much bigger problem than exists and I don't really understand why.

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Re: Bruce out!!1@"*!1£$% NOW!
« Reply #20967 on: October 03, 2018, 02:58:37 PM »
Paul, I simply felt it was over the top and unnecessary.  I think a few others did too.  That's it really. 

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Re: Bruce out!!1@"*!1£$% NOW!
« Reply #20968 on: October 03, 2018, 02:59:18 PM »
Andrew Strauss has stepped down from his role.  Just sayin’ like.

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Re: Bruce out!!1@"*!1£$% NOW!
« Reply #20969 on: October 03, 2018, 03:02:30 PM »
Maybe he was just being thoughtful with the cabbage and over the coming weeks was planning on chucking on some onions, tomatoes, cucumber, pitta bread, donner meat and some chilli sauce. We'll never know if he gets the chop!

 


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