Get in a couple of utterly naive owners, gullible, vain and easily manipulated. Add a number of incompetent, bungling, overpaid executives. Mix in a group of bullying (allegedly) bombastic, half arsed coaches topped off with a sequence of managers with health, personality, character and intelligence deficiencies. Serve with a garnish of sycophantic media groin rubbers.
Ram down the throats of the supporters.