One of the most ineffective midfield players I've ever had the misfortune to watch.
I'm similar to him when I play. I'm shit at anticipating what's going to happen until its too late, unless I'm in defence and can see it unfold in front of me. When I have the ball I can hit a pretty decent pass etc and have vision. It's why I only play 5-a-side. He's like a striker that scores goals and offers nothing else, except he doesn't score or assist enough and you really can't afford the luxury of that sort of player in midfield and even up front these days.
The best one for me tonight was when he stopped and raised his arm imploring the ref to give us a throw-in when Brentford were attacking down our left close to the touchline. After about 5 seconds he realised that he wasn't getting the throw and that Brentford and the ref were now 10 yards further up the pitch. So, driven by his never-say-die work ethic, he gave up and jogged back.