January Transfer Window Rumours/Suggestions/Hearsay/Heresy/Horseplay

[The Laughing Policeman]

The spanish club is neither that have been mentioned.. madrid are not able to sign anyone at all. It is a spanish club who are in danger of relegation this season from la liga so not a top European side at all. A player who will more than likley be playing in the 2nd tier soon even if he does sign for them.

In regards to the 2 Chelsea loans to small heath.. if you read what I said about it I actually said that both were lined up to sign for us but will no longer be coming to VP.

In regards to Larsson I completely agree with you but begrudgingly must admit that might be the type of player we need. Bruce has signed him twice and he also played with clemence with them lot.

Feel free to catergorise my posts in whatever way you want to. I know what is going on at our club at lot more than most people on here do. If you had the friends I have then you'd realise this.... also is the reason I'm not willing to disclose that first name as I dont want any of it coming back to me.

You're Doug Ellis and I claim my five pounds.

[Claretreal]

Okay Clampy nice one. Trust me you will not be disappointed when you look at our shortcomings this season and see where we need to improve.

Suppose you won't be interested in knowing why Rudy to Boro is in danger of breaking down then?

[Clampy]

Feel free to catergorise my posts in whatever way you want to. I care about what is going on at your club at lot more than most people on here do. If you had the friends I have then you'd realise this....

Fixed.

[Clampy]

Okay Clampy nice one. Trust me you will not be disappointed when you look at our shortcomings this season and see where we need to improve.

Suppose you won't be interested in knowing why Rudy to Boro is in danger of breaking down then?

No, because you probably won't  tell us anyway.

[Claretreal]

Feel free to catergorise my posts in whatever way you want to. I care about what is going on at your club at lot more than most people on here do. If you had the friends I have then you'd realise this....

Fixed.

Erm okay don't know what you are insinuating there.. well actually I do. Maybe it would be best if you kept quiet so you're not the one who ends up with egg on face....

[oswald funkletrumpet]

The spanish club is neither that have been mentioned.. madrid are not able to sign anyone at all. It is a spanish club who are in danger of relegation this season from la liga so not a top European side at all. A player who will more than likley be playing in the 2nd tier soon even if he does sign for them.

In regards to the 2 Chelsea loans to small heath.. if you read what I said about it I actually said that both were lined up to sign for us but will no longer be coming to VP.

In regards to Larsson I completely agree with you but begrudgingly must admit that might be the type of player we need. Bruce has signed him twice and he also played with clemence with them lot.

Feel free to catergorise my posts in whatever way you want to. I know what is going on at our club at lot more than most people on here do. If you had the friends I have then you'd realise this.... also is the reason I'm not willing to disclose that first name as I dont want any of it coming back to me.

Fuck me its worse than playing cluedo with your nan

my prediction is we will sign a player with a head

[Clampy]

Feel free to catergorise my posts in whatever way you want to. I care about what is going on at your club at lot more than most people on here do. If you had the friends I have then you'd realise this....

Fixed.

Erm okay don't know what you are insinuating there.. well actually I do. Maybe it would be best if you kept quiet so you're not the one who ends up with egg on face....

What about, a player who's  supposedly signing who's name you're too scared to mention? Yep, i'll be really embarrassed.

[aev]

Okay Clampy nice one. Trust me you will not be disappointed when you look at our shortcomings this season and see where we need to improve.

Suppose you won't be interested in knowing why Rudy to Boro is in danger of breaking down then?

They've seen him play?

[Claretreal]

Okay Clampy nice one. Trust me you will not be disappointed when you look at our shortcomings this season and see where we need to improve.

Suppose you won't be interested in knowing why Rudy to Boro is in danger of breaking down then?

No, because you probably won't  tell us anyway.

Boro aren't willing to match what we are paying him. They want the difference to be made up in bonuses and also only want to sign him on a 2 and a half year deal. He wants 3 and a half years.

[dave.woodhall]

I wish I had some friends.

[Bully2345]

Tom Carroll. Just a guess

[LeeB]

The spanish club is neither that have been mentioned.. madrid are not able to sign anyone at all. It is a spanish club who are in danger of relegation this season from la liga so not a top European side at all. A player who will more than likley be playing in the 2nd tier soon even if he does sign for them.

In regards to the 2 Chelsea loans to small heath.. if you read what I said about it I actually said that both were lined up to sign for us but will no longer be coming to VP.

In regards to Larsson I completely agree with you but begrudgingly must admit that might be the type of player we need. Bruce has signed him twice and he also played with clemence with them lot.

Feel free to catergorise my posts in whatever way you want to. I know what is going on at our club at lot more than most people on here do. If you had the friends I have then you'd realise this.... also is the reason I'm not willing to disclose that first name as I dont want any of it coming back to me.

*strokes imaginary Jimmy Hill style chin*

[Clark W Griswold]

Feel free to catergorise my posts in whatever way you want to. I care about what is going on at your club at lot more than most people on here do. If you had the friends I have then you'd realise this....

Fixed.

Erm okay don't know what you are insinuating there.. well actually I do. Maybe it would be best if you kept quiet so you're not the one who ends up with egg on face....

I'm sure he really gives a fuck.

[KevinGage]

Lewis Carroll, in the ensuite bathroom, with the lead pipe. Battered.

[Claretreal]

Feel free to catergorise my posts in whatever way you want to. I care about what is going on at your club at lot more than most people on here do. If you had the friends I have then you'd realise this....

Fixed.

Erm okay don't know what you are insinuating there.. well actually I do. Maybe it would be best if you kept quiet so you're not the one who ends up with egg on face....

I'm sure he really gives a fuck.

Maybe he does maybe he doesn't. My inkling is that he wouldn't be getting his knickers in a twist if he did not though.