Well old Fist Face is on Sky right now waxing lyrical about the Villa. Sounds like he's desperate for the job.
Will you stop being nasty about him,
he' s just about to become our manager isn't that something to get excited about, yes Steve Bruce our manager, we can hardly believe our luck
your so negative about him all the time, have you not read the last 30 pages the mans a football genius in this division,
he's a walking guaranteed promotion, nailed on, he's done it loads of times before mate, forget the rest of the stuff this guys finally going to turn it around, happy days ahead
he was the manager of Hull City, yes that Hull City who were the envy of the division apparently, have you not read the goal scoring stats, well he nearly scored as many as Dyce's Burnley,
yes I know they romped the league but Brucey was right up there with them scoring bags of goals and entertaining the masses
we can't even think about getting Dyce though, oh no, as he is way way out of our league, even suggesting it will mean you are deluded so please don't go down that road mate it's just not worth it
you have to be realistic, apparently that's the new buzz word now REALISTIC just let that sink in a bit and you will realise that Bruce is the best man for the job
To even think there might be someone out there better is just deluded nonsense
let's be realistic about it and accept the shitty state we are in, no fucker who's any good will ever think of joining us, we can only look with envy at next door with Rowett and dream but hey let's not be getting ideas above our station, Brucey represents where we are now, realistically
Have you not heard he can also ORGANISE yes even a defence, see the stats again, they are posted all over the place, the man is a technical giant he fucking owns that technical area, he certainly fills it, he's very good at filling spaces in fairness
did I mention he's won promotion 4 times, that's loads and he will piss it with us of course, because that's how it works, just get the man in who's done it before and boom, the last fella we had did it as well, he actually won the European cup also, but he ain't no Stevie Bruce, oh no
yeah I know Mcliesh also did it and won a few trophies as well he was actually far more successful but well....he was Scotish so it don't count, no one liked him anyway
I know people are keeping their cards close to their chests by saying they really don't want him or he's not their first choice but then go on in every post to say how great he will be, stat after stat promotion after promotion, he's defo the best option even if we have to bin him in a couple of years because he's been to good
fuck me the mans a shoe in mate we would stupid not to admit that
so listen to me, you have to get on board, jump on the glory train just about to depart from Villa Park sometime soon before your to late
you know it makes sense
