collapse collapse

Please donate to help towards the costs of keeping this site going. Thank You.

Recent Topics

Kits 25/26 by ADVILLAFAN
[Today at 05:37:59 PM]


Morgan Rogers - PFA Young Player of the Year 24/25 by N'ZMAV
[Today at 05:13:57 PM]


Squad 25/26 by Somniloquism
[Today at 05:11:29 PM]


Summer 2025 Transfer Window - hopes, speculation, rumours etc. by N'ZMAV
[Today at 04:40:55 PM]


Emi Martinez by ian c.
[Today at 04:09:36 PM]


Unai Emery by brontebilly
[Today at 04:01:17 PM]


Leon Bailey (out on loan to AS Roma) by kippaxvilla2
[Today at 03:23:20 PM]


Brentford v Aston Villa Pre Match Thread. by eamonn
[Today at 03:08:03 PM]

Recent Posts

Re: Kits 25/26 by ADVILLAFAN
[Today at 05:37:59 PM]


Re: Kits 25/26 by The Edge
[Today at 05:17:46 PM]


Re: Morgan Rogers - PFA Young Player of the Year 24/25 by N'ZMAV
[Today at 05:13:57 PM]


Re: Squad 25/26 by Somniloquism
[Today at 05:11:29 PM]


Re: Morgan Rogers - PFA Young Player of the Year 24/25 by ozzjim
[Today at 05:10:07 PM]


Re: Kits 25/26 by Percy McCarthy
[Today at 04:58:18 PM]


Re: Kits 25/26 by The Edge
[Today at 04:54:19 PM]


Re: Kits 25/26 by Concrete Tom
[Today at 04:42:56 PM]

Follow us on...

Author Topic: Next Villa manager  (Read 296828 times)

Offline joe_c

  • Moderator
  • Member
  • Posts: 13491
  • Location: My secret hayloft, shot with shafts of afternoon sunlight
  • GM : 31.03.2020
Re: Next Villa manager
« Reply #1785 on: October 07, 2016, 09:58:34 AM »
In the short term, I'd take winning a game, just one.
Yes, I think we should have a manager for one game only, like they have different directors doing one episode every now and again in series such as The Sopranos, Game of Thrones, Gomorrah and so on. They could spend time on one opponent only, work out how to beat them, drill our lot at BMH then we would win every game and go up with the trophy.
...and make a programme about it, entitled '24 Bosses' or perhaps 'The Chosen 24'. A manager for each league opponent and a manager for all the cups, a real cup tie specialist.

 Episode 1 - Barry Fry. Episode 2 - Steve Coppell...

We could call them Special Guest Villains.

Offline chrisw1

  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 10083
  • GM : 21.08.2026
Re: Next Villa manager
« Reply #1786 on: October 07, 2016, 10:00:31 AM »
On the basis of this, sign him up!


https://mobile.twitter.com/bruceatwedding

https://youtu.be/GH0yWLdUEwI
That is fucking genius.  How do people come up with this stuff?

Online luke95

  • Member
  • Posts: 1270
  • Location: Here, there, everyfuckingwhere!!
Re: Next Villa manager
« Reply #1787 on: October 07, 2016, 10:17:25 AM »
In the short term, I'd take winning a game, just one.
Yes, I think we should have a manager for one game only, like they have different directors doing one episode every now and again in series such as The Sopranos, Game of Thrones, Gomorrah and so on. They could spend time on one opponent only, work out how to beat them, drill our lot at BMH then we would win every game and go up with the trophy.

Maybe have a different guest manager every week like Have I got News for You.



That isn't a very original idea. England are already doing it.
We're some what behind , we've only been doing it by meteorological season ... Different manager every change of season

Online papa lazarou

  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 1580
  • GM : 25.03.2026
Re: Next Villa manager
« Reply #1788 on: October 07, 2016, 10:22:15 AM »
Just read this headline on the Gurniard website:
"Klopp: the ‘energy giver’ who made Liverpool believe again. The German was appointed a year ago on Saturday and his combination of bear hugs, honesty and discipline has changed the atmosphere at the club"
This is the level of change that is required - we just need to find someone that can provide it.

Offline Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle

  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 27295
  • Location: Couché dans le caniveau en regardant les étoiles.
  • GM : 29.08.2025
Re: Next Villa manager
« Reply #1789 on: October 07, 2016, 10:43:18 AM »
In the short term, I'd take winning a game, just one.
Yes, I think we should have a manager for one game only, like they have different directors doing one episode every now and again in series such as The Sopranos, Game of Thrones, Gomorrah and so on. They could spend time on one opponent only, work out how to beat them, drill our lot at BMH then we would win every game and go up with the trophy.

Maybe have a different guest manager every week like Have I got News for You.



That isn't a very original idea. England are already doing it.
We're some what behind , we've only been doing it by meteorological season ... Different manager every change of season

The Chinese years (Sheng Xiao) work on a cycle of different animals; maybe Dr T is working off a similar principle with new managers every three months.

Graham Taylor - Tiger
David O Leary - Pig
Martin O Neill - Snake
Gerard Houllier - Horse
Alex McLeish - Goat
Paul Lambert - Cock
Tim Sherwood - Monkey
Remi Garde - Rabbit
Roberto Di Matteo - Dog
Steve Bruce - Ox

Offline JUAN PABLO

  • Member
  • Posts: 34350
  • Location: hinckley
    • http://www.scifimafia.net
  • GM : Aug, 2014
Re: Next Villa manager
« Reply #1790 on: October 07, 2016, 10:45:54 AM »
Just read this headline on the Gurniard website:
"Klopp: the ‘energy giver’ who made Liverpool believe again. The German was appointed a year ago on Saturday and his combination of bear hugs, honesty and discipline has changed the atmosphere at the club"
This is the level of change that is required - we just need to find someone that can provide it.




look no further

Offline paul_e

  • Member
  • Posts: 37287
  • Age: 45
  • GM : July, 2013
Re: Next Villa manager
« Reply #1791 on: October 07, 2016, 11:23:24 AM »
Just read this headline on the Gurniard website:
"Klopp: the ‘energy giver’ who made Liverpool believe again. The German was appointed a year ago on Saturday and his combination of bear hugs, honesty and discipline has changed the atmosphere at the club"
This is the level of change that is required - we just need to find someone that can provide it.

I agree completely, now try to imagine Bruce coming in and changing the entire culture of the club like that.  That's the point we need someone with that forceful personality and huge self-confidence who can kick the club back on track.

If we're 1-0 up with 10 minutes we should, as a club and fanbase, know that we've got it in the bag, right now we know we'll find a way to fuck it up and that's through all levels of the club, that negative belief undermines everything else.

Offline Brian Taylor

  • Member
  • Posts: 5711
Re: Next Villa manager
« Reply #1792 on: October 07, 2016, 11:26:28 AM »

Offline ClaretAndBlueBlood

  • Member
  • Posts: 713
Re: Next Villa manager
« Reply #1793 on: October 07, 2016, 11:33:30 AM »
https://www.facebook.com/The-Bell-at-Tanworth-in-Arden-508463732500157/?fref=ts

You can ask the man himself here..

which man?

I was in there last Saturday during a very wet and windy 15 mile walk, couple of nice pints Purity to keep us going

Offline brian green

  • Member
  • Posts: 18357
  • Age: 87
  • Location: Nice France
  • GM : 19.06.2020
Re: Next Villa manager
« Reply #1794 on: October 07, 2016, 11:41:39 AM »
Like Monty said, we need a man who can administer a syringe of adrenaline direct into the aorta of the club.  I fear we will get a back patter who will tell they all start with a clean slate.

Offline tomd2103

  • Member
  • Posts: 15440
Re: Next Villa manager
« Reply #1795 on: October 07, 2016, 11:44:26 AM »
Just read this headline on the Gurniard website:
"Klopp: the ‘energy giver’ who made Liverpool believe again. The German was appointed a year ago on Saturday and his combination of bear hugs, honesty and discipline has changed the atmosphere at the club"
This is the level of change that is required - we just need to find someone that can provide it.

I agree completely, now try to imagine Bruce coming in and changing the entire culture of the club like that.  That's the point we need someone with that forceful personality and huge self-confidence who can kick the club back on track.

If we're 1-0 up with 10 minutes we should, as a club and fanbase, know that we've got it in the bag, right now we know we'll find a way to fuck it up and that's through all levels of the club, that negative belief undermines everything else.

I know you like your cricket Paul and I would liken our approach to that of England's ODI side under Peter Moores.  We'd often make a good start, but then instead of accelerating through the middle overs, we'd go into our shells and then by the close of the innings we would have lost all momentum and would not be able to regain it. 

We've been like that for some time now.  We get the first goal, but instead of then lifting the tempo and finishing teams off, we drop off and lose all momentum in the process.  Teams then get on top of us and it becomes one way traffic as we can't regain any momentum, and a late goal becomes inevitable.     

Malandro

  • Guest
Re: Next Villa manager
« Reply #1796 on: October 07, 2016, 11:51:16 AM »
Shearer has said that Bruce has talked to the club.


Online papa lazarou

  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 1580
  • GM : 25.03.2026
Re: Next Villa manager
« Reply #1797 on: October 07, 2016, 12:01:09 PM »
Just read this headline on the Gurniard website:
"Klopp: the ‘energy giver’ who made Liverpool believe again. The German was appointed a year ago on Saturday and his combination of bear hugs, honesty and discipline has changed the atmosphere at the club"
This is the level of change that is required - we just need to find someone that can provide it.

I agree completely, now try to imagine Bruce coming in and changing the entire culture of the club like that.  That's the point we need someone with that forceful personality and huge self-confidence who can kick the club back on track.

If we're 1-0 up with 10 minutes we should, as a club and fanbase, know that we've got it in the bag, right now we know we'll find a way to fuck it up and that's through all levels of the club, that negative belief undermines everything else.

Personally I don't have a problem with Bruce, he's a good manager. But it's often been said that he can "do a job". I want to see more than that. The state that we are in we need a transformation and I don't think that Bruce and some others that have been mentioned can affect a club as much as managers like Pochettino, Eddie Howe and Klopp have affected their clubs. But as I said, we have to find that person - is he on the list?

Offline joe_c

  • Moderator
  • Member
  • Posts: 13491
  • Location: My secret hayloft, shot with shafts of afternoon sunlight
  • GM : 31.03.2020
Re: Next Villa manager
« Reply #1798 on: October 07, 2016, 12:11:00 PM »
Steve Bruce be like


Offline Clark W Griswold

  • Member
  • Posts: 5239
  • Location: Wallyworld
Re: Next Villa manager
« Reply #1799 on: October 07, 2016, 12:11:14 PM »
Just read this headline on the Gurniard website:
"Klopp: the ‘energy giver’ who made Liverpool believe again. The German was appointed a year ago on Saturday and his combination of bear hugs, honesty and discipline has changed the atmosphere at the club"
This is the level of change that is required - we just need to find someone that can provide it.

I agree completely, now try to imagine Bruce coming in and changing the entire culture of the club like that.  That's the point we need someone with that forceful personality and huge self-confidence who can kick the club back on track.

If we're 1-0 up with 10 minutes we should, as a club and fanbase, know that we've got it in the bag, right now we know we'll find a way to fuck it up and that's through all levels of the club, that negative belief undermines everything else.

Personally I don't have a problem with Bruce, he's a good manager. But it's often been said that he can "do a job". I want to see more than that. The state that we are in we need a transformation and I don't think that Bruce and some others that have been mentioned can affect a club as much as managers like Pochettino, Eddie Howe and Klopp have affected their clubs. But as I said, we have to find that person - is he on the list?

Yeah but we haven't had a manager even 'do a job' since MON over 6 years ago.

 


SimplePortal 2.3.6 © 2008-2014, SimplePortal