Elphick then just had to hoof it with his left foot. What prompts these players to make such poor decisions. If I made as many as this lot did I'd have been on the dole for a large chunk of my life.
This.
There were about a 100 things he could do with it that wouldn't have resulted in a goal, so he does the only one that coudl.
For someone with how many 100 appearances "battling his way up the leagues", it was fucking pathetic. It would have been embarassing for a 17 year old kid on his debut, but that was shit.