Di Matteo song

[Glenn Peen]

Cheers, Classboy - just imagine the Holte swaying as one in unison. Tears, laughter, scent. What a day.

[four fornicholl]

hahahaha ,fkn brilliant!

[Jimbo]

Classic Peen.

[four fornicholl]

That is about the maddest thing ive seen all year

[Glenn Peen]

Cheers, boys - it took a while to squeeze that honey out.

[joecrow]

Wow.
Rolls off the tongue.

[four fornicholl]

Wow.
Rolls off the tongue.

That's blatant entrapment Joe.

[Stirchley Villain]

It's a bit shit really.

I still join in though. Are there any Chinese cars that rhyme (or sort of nearly rhyme) with "Matteo"?

Claret Daewoo? Not Chinese I know but from the region.... unlike a Ford Morondo.

[myf]

Saw a song on twitter of some lads singing D:reams things can only get better...with Tony Xia.  Quite apt

[adrenachrome]

What the actual fuck...?

That's the way Peen rolls.

Be thankful that he is not waxing poetic about curling  one out.

[Steve kirk]

Evening all. I'd go with this. Not much mention of RDM, Dr X or the Villa, but there's a good bit of stuff about me and pink slenders. And, of course, it scans brilliantly. It's to the all-time great pop song, 'Return of the Mac'. Enjoy and stay focused, like a horse on heat:

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Oooooh, come on, ooh yeah

Well I tried to tell you so (yes I did),
But I guess you didn't bum-back-fatty,
As the saddest story goes,
Baby, now I got the shits,
'Cause I know it from the start,
Baby, when you broke my hymen,
That I had to come again,
And show you that I'm sexy in the touching department.

You lied to me,
All those times I said that I did a sexy with you,
You lied to me,
Yes, I tried, yes, I opened my bumhole,
You lied to me,
Even though you know I'd touch my little boy for you,
You lied to me,
Yes, I cried, yes, I cried all over your picture of Didier Agathe.

[Chorus 1:]
Return of the Peen,
It is,
Return of the Peen,
Come on,
Return of the Peen,
Oh, my god,
You know that I'll be seen,
Here I am.

[Chorus 2:]
Return of the Peen,
Once again,
Return of the Peen,
Top of the world,
Return of the Peen,
Watch my flow,
You know that I'll be clean,
Here I go.

So, I'm back up in my neighbour's bedroom,
(Rubbing things like my pleasure giver),
Lettin' all the people know,
That I'm back to run the show,
Cause what they didn't know was wrong,
And all the nasty things the moderators have done,
So, baby, listen carefully,
While I sing my comeback song.

You lied to me,
Cause you said you'd never turn up the volume of my car stereo,
You lied to me,
But you did, but you did,
You lied to me,
All this pain you said I'd never feel,
You lied to me,
But I do, but I do do do like to touch your lovely 'King of the Uh-uh-uhs'.

[Chorus 3:]
Return of the Peen,
It is,
Return of the Peen,
Hold on,
Return of the Peen,
Don't you know,
You know that I'll be seen,
Return of the Peen,
Oh, little girl,
Return of the Peen,
Once more girl,
Return of the Peen,
Up and down,
You know that I'll be back (round and round to your open anus).

[interlude:]
Ahhhhhh Peen
Stop worrying about your big break

You lied to me,
Cause she said she'd never turn up the volume of my car stereo,
You lied to me,
But you did, but you did,
You lied to me,
All this pain you said I'd never feel,
You lied to me,
But I do, but I do do do like to touch your lovely 'King of the Uh-uh-uhs'.

[Chorus 1]

[Chorus 2]

Return of the Peen
[repeat, with increasing aggressiveness, to fade]

Fuck me Glen thats come out of left field,  I like it, lets all learn it for the next home game, I'm sure RDM and crazy Tony will identify with it

[Edvard Remberg]

Dr Tony went to Rome, in a Ford Mondeo,
Brought us back a manager, Robbie Di Matteo.

Dr Tony went to Rome, in a Alfa Romeo,
Brought us back a manager, Robbie Di Matteo.

At least it is in the family

[simon ward 50]

Glenn Peen in surreal post shock!

[Theo]

Someone has adapted the Xia song to our new signings as well, as seen in a MOMS article : http://www.myoldmansaid.com/tony-xia-aston-villa-transfers-song/

Tony went to Rome,
in a Ford Mondeo,
brought us back a manager,
Roberto Di Matteo.

Tony went to Bournemouth,
in a Skylark Buick,
bought us back our leading man,
oh Tommy Elphick.

Tony went to Verona,
in his Lamborghini
bought us back a goalkeeper
Pierluigi Gollini

Tony went to Reading,
in his brand new Roller,
bought us back a midfielder,
Aaron Tshibola

Tony went to Fulham,
in his Audi Sportback,
bought us back the lethal striker,
Ross McCormack

Tony went to West Brom,
in a Ford Fiesta,
bought us back a centre half,
Oh Jimmy Chester

Tony returned to London,
in his new Cadillac,
bought us back a defensive mid
Oh Mile Jedinak

Rather funny imo

[Nelly]

I love that expanded version! Top marks!