Di Matteo song

[Hookeysmith]

Can someone produce the lyrics please as I cannot make them out due to being a bit old and a bit deaf

[glasses]

Dr Tony went to Rome, in a Ford Mondeo,
Brought us back a manager, Robbie Di Matteo.

[cdbearsfan]

It's a bit shit really.

I still join in though. Are there any Chinese cars that rhyme (or sort of nearly rhyme) with "Matteo"?

[chrisw1]

He said on twitter that Fiat are a sponsor so he prefers Italian cars.  Some clever bugger suggested a change to Fiat Punto, which would work but hasn't taken off.

[KRS]

Renault Clio

...why would Dr X be driving these shit cars anyway?

[adrenachrome]

Also, he was in Leamington.

[Villa in Denmark]

He said on twitter that Fiat are a sponsor so he prefers Italian cars.  Some clever bugger suggested a change to Fiat Punto, which would work but hasn't taken off.

It would have been a perfect fit for most of last season.

And our manager is a c.........

[KRS]

Dr Tony went to Leamington, in a chauffeur driven Bentley,
Brought us back a manager, Robbie Di Matteo

[Hookeysmith]

Dr Tony went to Rome, in a Ford Mondeo,
Brought us back a manager, Robbie Di Matteo.

Thanks - a little disappointing as I thought it sounded longer and better than that

[Witton Warrior]

It's just a daft song not Radiohead ;-)

[cyrilina]

I also think its naff, and we should come up with something better...   let me give it some thought.

[class-of-82]

Dr Tony went to Rome in an old allegro
The engine blew up in selly oak
So matteo flew to england

[Glenn Peen]

Evening all. I'd go with this. Not much mention of RDM, Dr X or the Villa, but there's a good bit of stuff about me and pink slenders. And, of course, it scans brilliantly. It's to the all-time great pop song, 'Return of the Mac'. Enjoy and stay focused, like a horse on heat:

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Oooooh, come on, ooh yeah

Well I tried to tell you so (yes I did),
But I guess you didn't bum-back-fatty,
As the saddest story goes,
Baby, now I got the shits,
'Cause I know it from the start,
Baby, when you broke my hymen,
That I had to come again,
And show you that I'm sexy in the touching department.

You lied to me,
All those times I said that I did a sexy with you,
You lied to me,
Yes, I tried, yes, I opened my bumhole,
You lied to me,
Even though you know I'd touch my little boy for you,
You lied to me,
Yes, I cried, yes, I cried all over your picture of Didier Agathe.

[Chorus 1:]
Return of the Peen,
It is,
Return of the Peen,
Come on,
Return of the Peen,
Oh, my god,
You know that I'll be seen,
Here I am.

[Chorus 2:]
Return of the Peen,
Once again,
Return of the Peen,
Top of the world,
Return of the Peen,
Watch my flow,
You know that I'll be clean,
Here I go.

So, I'm back up in my neighbour's bedroom,
(Rubbing things like my pleasure giver),
Lettin' all the people know,
That I'm back to run the show,
Cause what they didn't know was wrong,
And all the nasty things the moderators have done,
So, baby, listen carefully,
While I sing my comeback song.

You lied to me,
Cause you said you'd never turn up the volume of my car stereo,
You lied to me,
But you did, but you did,
You lied to me,
All this pain you said I'd never feel,
You lied to me,
But I do, but I do do do like to touch your lovely 'King of the Uh-uh-uhs'.

[Chorus 3:]
Return of the Peen,
It is,
Return of the Peen,
Hold on,
Return of the Peen,
Don't you know,
You know that I'll be seen,
Return of the Peen,
Oh, little girl,
Return of the Peen,
Once more girl,
Return of the Peen,
Up and down,
You know that I'll be back (round and round to your open anus).

[interlude:]
Ahhhhhh Peen
Stop worrying about your big break

You lied to me,
Cause she said she'd never turn up the volume of my car stereo,
You lied to me,
But you did, but you did,
You lied to me,
All this pain you said I'd never feel,
You lied to me,
But I do, but I do do do like to touch your lovely 'King of the Uh-uh-uhs'.

[Chorus 1]

[Chorus 2]

Return of the Peen
[repeat, with increasing aggressiveness, to fade]

[class-of-82]

Glen peen
Yea that's trips of the tongue perfectlly

[in exile]

What the actual fuck...?