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Offline brian green

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1020 on: August 30, 2016, 08:41:44 PM »
My wife went up a Welsh mountain

Snowdon?

No but it pissed with rain.
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Offline Godfrey Brian

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1021 on: August 30, 2016, 08:48:52 PM »
My wife had her belongings stolen at an airport in Western Australia.
Perth?

Yes plus handbag, credit cards -the lot!
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Offline brian green

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1022 on: August 30, 2016, 08:59:34 PM »
My wife met a famous footballer in South East London

Peckham?

Not that famous.
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Offline brian green

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1023 on: August 30, 2016, 09:02:25 PM »
My wife bought some vegetables in South London

Brockley?

No, some cabbage.
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Offline old man villa fan

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1024 on: August 30, 2016, 09:03:54 PM »
I was listening to WM and they said their favourite caller had gone to Vietnam.

Saigon?

I f****** hope so!
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Offline Tayls_7

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1025 on: August 30, 2016, 09:17:58 PM »
My copy of Woman's Own magazine was stolen while holidaying on a small island in Massachusetts.

Nantucket?

She could have I suppose.
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Offline Percy McCarthy

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1026 on: August 30, 2016, 10:24:06 PM »
I wonder if Dr X reads this thread.
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Offline Chico Hamilton III

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1027 on: August 30, 2016, 10:27:00 PM »
Quote from: Percy McCarthy on August 30, 2016, 10:24:06 PM
I wonder if Dr X reads this thread.

He might be Peking every now and then
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Offline Steve67

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1028 on: August 30, 2016, 10:50:25 PM »
Gentlemen, the 1950's have been on the phone. They want their jokes back!!
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Online Sexual Ealing

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1029 on: August 30, 2016, 11:01:34 PM »
Quote from: Newby on August 30, 2016, 10:50:25 PM
Gentlemen, the 1950's have been on the phone. They want their jokes back!!

You've never had it so good!
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Offline brian green

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1030 on: August 30, 2016, 11:07:24 PM »
My wife had some trousers made in southern France.

Toulon?

No Toulouse.
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Offline themossman

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1031 on: August 30, 2016, 11:45:53 PM »
Quote from: brian green on August 30, 2016, 11:07:24 PM
My wife had some trousers made in southern France.

Toulon?

No Toulouse.

Good work. Two place names, Brian just took it up a level.
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Offline Chinchilla Bathhouse

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1032 on: August 30, 2016, 11:59:21 PM »
I just bought some trousers in South Manchester.

Sale?

No, they were full price.

Reddish?

No, they're blue.

Altrincham?

No, they're a perfect fit.
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Offline Des Little

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1033 on: August 30, 2016, 11:59:34 PM »
And here was me thinking Bob Monkhouse was dead
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Online Sexual Ealing

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1034 on: August 31, 2016, 12:17:46 AM »
Quote from: Chinchilla Bathhouse on August 30, 2016, 11:59:21 PM
I just bought some trousers in South Manchester.

Sale?

No, they were full price.

Reddish?

No, they're blue.

Altrincham?

No, they're a perfect fit.

Oh, and you have to say that's magnificent.
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