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Malandro

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1035 on: August 31, 2016, 12:54:47 AM »
Quote from: brian green on August 30, 2016, 08:59:34 PM
My wife met a famous footballer in South East London

Peckham?

Not that famous.

I knew Mr Green would be in the middle of this
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Offline brian green

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1036 on: August 31, 2016, 07:04:31 AM »
My wife was attacked by Red Indians

Wichita?

They all did

Sawnee?

All over

Flathead?

It was always like that

Blackfoot?

Just bruising

Creek?

Only when she moves

Mobile?

Just about

Sioux?

Of course.
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Offline Clampy

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1037 on: August 31, 2016, 07:14:15 AM »
I think these jokes have run their course now to be honest.
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Edvard Remberg

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1038 on: August 31, 2016, 07:34:12 AM »
My wife bought a car

London?

No Birmingham
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Offline mr underhill

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1039 on: August 31, 2016, 09:35:03 AM »
The auditions for next year's fringe are over. In other news aliens are thought to be behind a mysterious noise emanating from a far away star system
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Offline Hookeysmith

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1040 on: August 31, 2016, 12:59:46 PM »
My wife has a fanny that fits like a glove
Well I can get 5 fingers in it  :-\

Whilst having sex I asked if there was a chance I could give her a baby
She said no as she has the coil fitted
With the size of her growler she should have had carpet fitted

Moved the jokes up to the 1970's working mens clubs level
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Offline Percy McCarthy

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1041 on: August 31, 2016, 01:06:31 PM »
Quote from: Hookeysmith on August 31, 2016, 12:59:46 PM
My wife has a fanny that fits like a glove
Well I can get 5 fingers in it  :-\

Whilst having sex I asked if there was a chance I could give her a baby
She said no as she has the coil fitted
With the size of her growler she should have had carpet fitted

Moved the jokes up to the 1970's working mens clubs level

I think I'd rather go back to the fifties.
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Offline AlexAlexCropley

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1042 on: August 31, 2016, 07:45:17 PM »
Those tiny sweetener  sachets in cafes.What's that all about.
Moved it to the 80s now.
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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1043 on: August 31, 2016, 08:17:39 PM »
Of all the days he's been a bit quiet today hasn't he?
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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1044 on: August 31, 2016, 08:40:33 PM »
I think he only speaks when it's justified to either confirm or negate rumours
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Offline mjlions

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1045 on: August 31, 2016, 10:03:17 PM »
Just tweeted    We're done this window. Nothing can be perfect as we tried2 more. But we achieved our early plan!Great work by the whole new team! #UTV
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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1046 on: August 31, 2016, 10:07:47 PM »
Great work indeed by all
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Offline frankmosswasmyuncle

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1047 on: August 31, 2016, 10:18:06 PM »
Well done Doc!

Now, let's win some games team!

UTV!
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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1048 on: August 31, 2016, 11:42:24 PM »
Dr. Tony Xia ‏@Dr_TonyXia  2m
We're done.  just sparked up a fat one .#UTV
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Offline MonsXI

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1049 on: September 01, 2016, 12:17:40 AM »
On Gabby rejecting Reading :

I was disappointed with this. I said2gabby that going somewhere even he unlikes playing convince us a real man. https://t.co/EcIOXRLfG1
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