Stoke v Manure was shown over here live today. When Rooney equalised (deservedly spit,spit) with a cracker of a goal you should have heard the lunatic commentator Alan Parry. He's probably still cleaning the jizz out of his shoes. "mark this day-history has been made-football history has been made-this will never be broken" FFS, all he's done was become the leading scorer for his club. Fuck off Sky and take that c**t Parry with you.