Welcome Roberto Di Matteo and Steve Clarke

[OCD]

I wonder if there's any chance that Di Matteo will hire Eva Carneiro as club doctor.

[john e]

I wonder if there's any chance that Di Matteo will hire Eva Carneiro as club doctor.

Gets my vote

[dave shelley]

I wonder if there's any chance that Di Matteo will hire Eva Carneiro as club doctor.

Gets my vote

If he does, then he'd better get Gabby a vasectomy.

[damon loves JT]

I wonder if there's any chance that Di Matteo will hire Eva Carneiro as club doctor.

Gets my vote

If he does, then he'd better get Gabby a vasectomy.

Take a look at her; take a look at him. I don't think she will be

I wonder if there's any chance that Di Matteo will hire Eva Carneiro as club doctor.

Gets my vote

If he does, then he'd better get Gabby a vasectomy.

Not sure how that would affect his behaviour. Probably no vas deferens

[dave shelley]

Maybe they could re-route it to his brain; then he may be able to f**k some sense into himself.

[Whiney MacWhineface]

I wonder if there's any chance that Di Matteo will hire Eva Carneiro as club doctor.

Gets my vote

If he does, then he'd better get Gabby a vasectomy.

Take a look at her; take a look at him. I don't think she will be

I wonder if there's any chance that Di Matteo will hire Eva Carneiro as club doctor.

Gets my vote

If he does, then he'd better get Gabby a vasectomy.

Not sure how that would affect his behaviour. Probably no vas deferens

Oooooh!

[robbo1874]

Whenever I think of Steve Ogrizovic - and I'll be honest, it's not often - I recall him taking Viv Richards's wicket.

whenever I think of Steve Ogrizovic - and I'll be honest, it's not often - I recall him scoring a goal directly from a goal kick. A bit like us last season, it was the only way Coventry ever looked like scoring.

[Pat McMahon]

I've don't remember De Goey at all for some reason but he was Chelsea number one before Cudicini while RDM was there evidently.

If owners look like their pets then De Goey would have owned a walrus

[ozzjim]

Can't make our keepers any worse than Parks has. He started ok, but last season they were both a bag of nerves much of the time.

Bond and Clarke make a lot of sense when you think about the dressing room issues. 2 very experienced coaches.

[OCD]

When you're the last line of a defence that fell asleep at least once every 45 minutes and a tootlhlees attack, I think I would be nervous too. The best goalkeeper coach in the world couldn't have changed that.

[Steve R]

When you're the last line of a defence that fell asleep at least once every 45 minutes and a tootlhlees attack, I think I would be nervous too. The best goalkeeper coach in the world couldn't have changed that.

i don't think I have seen a Villa goalie look as nervous or be as bereft of confidence as Guzan since John Phillips. For his own sake he needs to leave, I doubt a better coach will change things much for him at Villa Park.

[edgysatsuma89]

I've don't remember De Goey at all for some reason but he was Chelsea number one before Cudicini while RDM was there evidently.

If owners look like their pets then De Goey would have owned a walrus

Did he have a massive penis?

[Sexual Ealing]

Can I get a quick précis on what's going down on the old thready-wed?

[Hookeysmith]

So has Clarke signed officially?
Same for Kevin Bond?
Is there a press conference due?

[Steve67]

So has Clarke signed officially?
Same for Kevin Bond?
Is there a press conference due?

No, to all three questions. Not yet.