A desperate excuse for a Small Heathen to wear claret and blue. Very sad.
oh gosh! are you accusing me of being a repressed Villa fan?
As one the forum's resident Right Wing nutjobs - I didn't get it. Am I supposed to be feeling the burn ?
Well there's the problem, Dave D: right wing nutjobs often don't get things. They're usually a bit well ....syncopated in my opinion.
Other things aside I'm impressed with the general demeanour of this forum. Maybe one day I'll go down Villa Park and give them a cheer; after all I've now got
the costume. Whatever else might be said of IQ Lowe he has at least spent eighteen quid on Villa paraphanalia and nothing so far on his beloved Blues team.
My missus threatened to leave me yesterday if I didn't put the hated hat and scarf out of sight.
Posting yourself nearly naked on youtube? Really? Your family must be proud.
Posting yourself nearly naked on youtube? Really? Your family must be proud.
Are you some kind of latter day Mary Whitehouse- you know some kind of self appointed guardian of public morality?
Just think if I was completely naked instead of "nearly" you'd really have something to get your teeth into. Besides if I was completely naked
it would be no big thing- ask my missus.
I'd be willing to bet you never actually listened to a single word of my spiel finding it easier to feel self righteous.
As far taunting Villa fans goes I can honestly say some of the most idiotic and odious people I've confronted on football forums were bluenoses.
I could- if required- do quite a lot of material on IQ that doesn't require any mention of football whatsoever. I could even take off the hat and scarf and throw
out all references to football and football supporters but I wonder if anyone would actually give the material a hearing. I think some of it is funny and I'm
backing me in this matter.
Posting yourself nearly naked on youtube? Really? Your family must be proud.
Are you some kind of latter day Mary Whitehouse- you know some kind of self appointed guardian of public morality?
Just think if I was completely naked instead of "nearly" you'd really have something to get your teeth into. Besides if I was completely naked
it would be no big thing- ask my missus.
I'd be willing to bet you never actually listened to a single word of my spiel finding it easier to feel self righteous.
As far taunting Villa fans goes I can honestly say some of the most idiotic and odious people I've confronted on football forums were bluenoses.
I could- if required- do quite a lot of material on IQ that doesn't require any mention of football whatsoever. I could even take off the hat and scarf and throw
out all references to football and football supporters but I wonder if anyone would actually give the material a hearing. I think some of it is funny and I'm
backing me in this matter.
I did listen and and it was 3 minutes and 35 seconds of my life i'll never get back. If you can't take a little bit of criticism, maybe you should work on the 'material'.
Erm, good luck.
I'm a decent enough amateur psychologist to know that anyone approaching such a project with a preconceived immovable intention to dislike it will usually find reasons to justify their prejudices.
You can sneer all you like but some people did find some of it funny but beware because I reserve my best stuff for faux moral outrage.
I'm good bud and I'm sticking to it.
Besides don't you find it a tad strange that the semi naked clip should attract far more hits than the others?
Perhaps people actually WANT to feel morally outraged?
Crumbs I seem to have hit a raw nerve here. Sorry about that.
No, I'm perfectly tranquil, clampy. Have a nice day.
I suggest you make yourself known to my younger son. They plan to bring back Good Evening Rockall and are auditioning for talent willing to live on site. Don't forget your hat and scarf.
I'm sure you could write one for me, clampy
I'm sure you could write one for me, clampy
Nah, it's ok, I'm sure you'll vastly improve in time.
My advice as someone who has performed comedy:
- Start with something funny
- Build on this by adding something funny in the middle
- Finish with a big funny bit at the end
- The old bloke being naked stopped being funny after Monty Python did it to death in the 1970s
- Don't give up the day job.
Plus points:
A hipster would pay a fortune for that 'painting' on the wall.