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Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #90 on: May 15, 2016, 03:34:08 PM »
I don't think that in most games bacunna has a clue where he is playing. He just finds a place on the pitch he likes and just jogs round while practising those silly grins and pretends he his playing champions league football.

Ironically it's the fact that he is a Jack of all Trades despite being Master of Fucking Nothing At All that gets him into the side.

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Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #91 on: May 15, 2016, 03:35:14 PM »
Again Bacuna - how can her be picked?

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Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #92 on: May 15, 2016, 03:35:22 PM »
Bacuna's main strength seems to be gifting the ball to the opposition

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Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #93 on: May 15, 2016, 03:36:39 PM »
i only just realised that iamacunt is an anagram of Bacuna

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Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #94 on: May 15, 2016, 03:37:50 PM »
I'm a bit behind on the stream I'm watching.

Arsenal are playing a different sport to us by the looks of things.

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Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #95 on: May 15, 2016, 03:38:08 PM »
Bacuna's main strength seems to be gifting the ball to the opposition

And grinning. Don't forget the grinning.   >:(

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Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #96 on: May 15, 2016, 03:40:10 PM »

Ha ha - Barcodes now beating Spuds 2 - 0.

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Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #97 on: May 15, 2016, 03:41:18 PM »
Arsenal showing today exactly why they'll never win the Premiership again under Wenger. Too much fannying around and they've almost gifted us two goals. We should be dead and buried by now. They're not interested in murdering shit teams, which they really should be. Bloody tarquins. I don't know where this myth comes from that they're somehow brilliant to watch.

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Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #98 on: May 15, 2016, 03:43:26 PM »
Arsenal showing today exactly why they'll never win the Premiership again under Wenger. Too much fannying around and they've almost gifted us two goals. We should be dead and buried by now. They're not interested in murdering shit teams, which they really should be. Bloody tarquins. I don't know where this myth comes from that they're somehow brilliant to watch.
quite, but its better than our anti football

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Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #99 on: May 15, 2016, 03:44:00 PM »

Ha ha - Barcodes now beating Spuds 2 - 0.

Haha so the spud cock-neys don't even get 2nd.
They always shit out at the end don't they

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Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #100 on: May 15, 2016, 03:45:42 PM »
Half time.

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Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #101 on: May 15, 2016, 03:45:46 PM »
The tarquins remind me of Albion supporters - make more noise when someone scores against their neighbours than they do for their own team

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Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #102 on: May 15, 2016, 03:46:25 PM »
christ, that was tedious

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Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #103 on: May 15, 2016, 03:46:47 PM »
Arsenal showing today exactly why they'll never win the Premiership again under Wenger. Too much fannying around and they've almost gifted us two goals. We should be dead and buried by now. They're not interested in murdering shit teams, which they really should be. Bloody tarquins. I don't know where this myth comes from that they're somehow brilliant to watch.
quite, but its better than our anti football
I have no idea what it is we play.

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Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #104 on: May 15, 2016, 03:47:08 PM »
I know we have been shite in a lot of games, but how many times this season at 0-0 has there been an unlucky deflection or a bad piece of refereeing to put us behind the 8 ball? It seems to have happened quite a lot.

On the other hand, Bacuna at centre back and Traore, Grealish, Gil and Hepburn Murphy scratching their arses on the sidelines. We are getting what we deserve I suppose.

Fuck off to infinity, Black. And take Bacuna with you.

 


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